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Greasefart

Slang for a union automotive worker typically based out of Michigan or Ontario, Canada who slacks and stops working 30 minutes before his/her shift ends.
Double J is half way to the bar and his shift isn't over yet. What a greasefart!
by TDS Greaser July 15, 2010
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greasefyre

A woman who talks for an extremely long period of time, without pause, to the point of causing unnecessary frustration and nausea. Throwing water on her would only make things worse so the only remedy is to either remove the oxygen or allow herself to burn out.
Man, that greasefyre didn't stop bitching for 3 hours yesterday.
by Biodawg April 18, 2016
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greasemastrr

a man who loves grease and likes to stick his head in mcdonalds grease pots. sometimes associated with mastrr max, although they are not the same
Person 1: Richard Dickinson is a greasemastrr bro, he keeps smoking crack in the back alley of McDonalds and then he goes in just to stick his head in those pots.

Person 2: That's strange, keep an eye on him.
by Richard Dickinson December 3, 2020
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greasefire

the ultimate insult, wishing our opponent or nemesis the most painful death.
Lederer die in a greasefire. A phrase often typed on Full Tilt Poker about owner Howard Lederer who players believe controls the lever!
by Annie Duke November 25, 2009
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Greasefarting

Greasefarting is the act of farting when the anal cavity is experiencing conditions such as "swamp ass." Generally, it results from a lack of cleanliness of the top of the ass crack down to the gooch(a.k.a. skin-bridge).
After a long day of hot, sweaty work and three bowls of chili, John unleashed his greasefarting ass upon the unsuspecting welfare mothers standing in line for government cheese.
by John Pappelbahn March 30, 2009
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Grease fart

A Grease fart is a nasty ass fart that is highly flammable. This fart is kind of like a shart. When u have a Grease fart lots of poop or shit comes out. The shit can be small or super small. Big shits rarely happen. Only after you eat Ethiopian food. Grease farts are impossible to miss. By that I mean they smell awful. Like a dead cat wrapped around a smelly puib cover scrotum bag. That shit is nasty! If you ever have a grease fart you should evacuate your house right as it happens. If inhaled, a grease fart can fill your lungs with a smell that is worse than anything in the world!
Dominic: yesterday I had a Grease fart!
Maria: oh s$&@!
Dominic: i know! It happend after I had Ethiopian food so I had a large shart. The house smelled so bad.I had my house evacuated and decontaminated by my piece of shit maid
by dominic435 January 2, 2012
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GrassFart

When you stand naked in the middle of an empty field on a non windy day and let out a long and Blissful fart letting the grass sway Leaving a few turd splatters as you walk home
Wow i did the most beautiful grassfart yesterday! it was so relaxing!!
by ToxicXrainbows February 25, 2010
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