Grantula 

The most handsome man you will ever meet. He’s a nice guy but sometime he will shoot. Sometimes though he says the n word for fun.

Chrissy: omg that guy that just passed us is a grantula!!

Kate: Lfg I’m getting his number

Grantula by Fnafashtonpalsyohtanitacoma June 30, 2023

granularity 

Breaking down a process or system into smaller modules to make it more accessible/easier to comprehend.

On the other hand, it also mean over-complicating a simple process to the extent of being anal in the extreme.

Normal Bloke: Here you are Old Lady, let me help you across the road.

Old Lay: Thank you, young man!

Project manager: Now then Normal Bloke, we need more granularity here. Firstly, what road are you referring to? Next, is there any traffic on said road and if so, at what speed is it travelling? We also need to define the camber of the edges and the traction factor of the tarmac under the temperature of the day to ascertain the breaking distance of the road users in case of a Normal-Bloke-Old-Lady-slippage scenario. Next, we need...

Normal bloke: Fuck this, I'm off to Macdonalds.

granularity by flatster December 19, 2008

granulation

Used by corporate management, this describes the process of extracting data from an information system in order to specify particular elements of a simplified process for cost effectiveness purposes.

The term "granulation" was first recorded in the region which we know now as Belgium, from the well renowned Professor of applied Business Strategy and Nuclear Science Wim Van Den Berghen Pruden to define the descriptive relationship between business and nuclear weapons in 1947.

This data is over-granulated.
is your mother granulating?
Granulation on demand.

granulation by GranulationQueen June 2, 2011

Granular synthesis 

Granular Synthesis is the method of dissecting sampled audio or generated sound waves into tiny segments of generally only fifty to few hundred milliseconds. These segments can then be manipulated further. Pitch, duration and delay of grains can usually be edited to attain effects such as a "grain cloud."

Granular synthesis is used to make many reverberating, ambient sound-scapes used in film scoring.

Software Examples:
Audio Ease's RiverRun
KT Granulator
RTGS-X

Granular synthesis by Praveen Sharma April 14, 2006

Granular Vaginitis

An Infantry term for sand in the pussy. Commonly used to describe a soldier who whines about being sick.

ORIGIN: I first heard this from a Command Sergeant Major at Camp Greaves Korea.

Captain addressing his troops: "Private Jones has an acute case of Granular Vaginitis and wont be deploying to the field."

Granular Vaginitis by Currahee00 May 27, 2009

granular

To get overly detailed when describing something or talking about a subject. Breaking things down to the fine grain.

"Did you listen to her describe every insignificant detail of her date last night? Damn, that chick got granular."

granular by Gari Cruze February 22, 2008

granularability

The ability to refine scope and increase detail.

The granularability of this issue allows it to be broken down into its specific components.

granularability by BSHSI May 28, 2009