Grandular 

Having greatness. The act of being awesome.

That watch is grandular.

Bill: I just bought myself a scooter.
Ted: Grandular, dude!

I dig music. It's grandular.

Grandular by Schwingin' it. September 24, 2010

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

Congrats on Your Gradulations by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021

Grandslammed 

When you make yourself cum so good that you need to go to a major restaurant chain and buy yourself breakfast .

Wow .. I needed that ..I totally Grandslammed .. See you in an hour I'm starving .

Grandslammed by Saneand71 June 25, 2016

lumberjack grandslam 

Receiving oral sex and having your mom walk in on you.

As read on Reddit.com

Yo, last night my girlfriend was giving me head, and when my mom walked in, it turned into a lumberjack grandslam!

lumberjack grandslam by foayo December 4, 2013

granularity 

Breaking down a process or system into smaller modules to make it more accessible/easier to comprehend.

On the other hand, it also mean over-complicating a simple process to the extent of being anal in the extreme.

Normal Bloke: Here you are Old Lady, let me help you across the road.

Old Lay: Thank you, young man!

Project manager: Now then Normal Bloke, we need more granularity here. Firstly, what road are you referring to? Next, is there any traffic on said road and if so, at what speed is it travelling? We also need to define the camber of the edges and the traction factor of the tarmac under the temperature of the day to ascertain the breaking distance of the road users in case of a Normal-Bloke-Old-Lady-slippage scenario. Next, we need...

Normal bloke: Fuck this, I'm off to Macdonalds.

granularity by flatster December 19, 2008

Grandsladdle 

An alternate term for Grandfather, Grandpa, Grandpop, or Grandad, etc.

"Did you invite Grandsladdle to my birthday party mom?"

Honey we are having dinner with Grandsladdle and Grandmother tonight

Grandsladdle by Kyle Wilson November 7, 2006

gradulate

To congratulate someone when you have little to no knowledge of their accomplishments. Or their names. Or English.

I'd like to gradulate the Florida Gators, Corch Urban Meyers, Percy Harveys, and the athletic school on winning a championship in the BCS Playoffs.

gradulate by Tom Quisan March 20, 2009