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A term used to describe a member of a group of female pensioners. Usually seen in Bingo halls, bowling clubs and garden centres.
“Emma thinks she’s so fly, but she could never be a grandem, never mind a gangdem.”
Grandem by Guest2783 December 22, 2019

El Cheeto Grande 

El Cheeto Grande, "The Big Cheeto" a reference to the Orangeish bottle tan ned complexion of a former Chief Executive of the United States of America, and one time media celebrity whose most famous phrase was, "You're Fired!". Also known as "The Donald".
Last night there was another story about how El Cheeto Grande was cheated out our being re-elected, talk about a Big Lie!

Grande-Digue 

A little village in New-Brunswick,Canada where you can get good drugs for a cheap price also the place of G.D.P.T. (Grande-Digue Pot Tokers) local youth gang.
G.D.P.T. Grande-Digue R2 Village Weed Nose Candy Blow Youth Gang Speed Bennies Raves Chronic Adam Amp Marijuana a-town crew Apple Jacks ball Bernie Hash dope grass black star white kush
Grande-Digue by skunkmaster1985 March 17, 2011

classy grandma 

Used to keep conversation and comments appropriate. If you wouldn't say it in front of my classy grandma, you shouldn't say it at all.
STUDENT: "This assignment is bullshit."
TEACHER: "Let's keep it classy grandma, kids."

fiesta grande 

The act of performing hot sweaty intercourse with a rotund Mexican chica who has been infected with every STD and then pouring nacho cheese in her vagina, inserting the males erect penis into the nacho cheese filled wizard sleeve. Then the male sticks his penis into the rotund Mexican chicas asshole while screaming "Ariba" "Ariba". After the Fiesta was completed the male inserts his nacho cheese poop covered dick into the rotund mexican chicks mouth, she then vomits all over the males penis and sticks it back into her nacho cheese filled vagina..while this is going on the male must grab a Sombrero while yelling "FIESTA"
Jim: Damn Jose you wriek like shit..did you perform a Fiesta Grande last night with Selena?
Jose: yeh homie but da nacho cheese didnt taste that bad.
fiesta grande by Shftokersmoker December 4, 2016

Grandmafication

To produce a 99% percent bowl movement and try to pass it off like its just urine.
Wow, it looks like this bitch right here has herself a little grandmafication problem, let's help the bitch out with cleaning up guys.
Grandmafication by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020