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to screw up because you misscalculated and then go with it, because your friends say it wont be that bad.
grannied
To beat someone with out them scoring once.
Often used in pool when the loser hasn't potted a single ball.
Or in table football when the loser hasn't scored any goals.
Often used in pool when the loser hasn't potted a single ball.
Or in table football when the loser hasn't scored any goals.
"You've just been grannied!"
Grannied
The act of spending all day with your grandma. Often Mother's Day, or some other special day. The word was coined on May 8, 2011 by Opal Crankshaft and said to her adopted grandson, Bryant.
Opal: (holding up two different color blouses up to Bryant) Which one should I wear? What do you think, purple or pink?
Bryant: Well, the purple looks good on you. Why not wear that? (suddenly realizes today is Mother's Day) Or wait, better yet, keep the robe! Let's get Grannied!!
Opal: Now you're talking. This is a perfect day to get Grannied. Its not every day I get to lounge around in my bathrobe.
Bryant: Yeah, you're right. This is a treat for you. Massages, spa treatments - you name it. Today is a perfect day for it!
Ramona: Hey, but what about me? Remember, honey, you used to have a big crush on me. Whatever happened to that?
Bryant: Hey Ma Garggle, long time no see! This is one of my other grandmas, Opal Crankshaft. (Ramona and Opal shake hands)
Bryant: How's Thorny and Hornet?
Brutus: We're fine. Gladdys couldn't be here. But I came down.
Bryant: Sweet! We go back quite a long way, all the way to 1996.
Brutus: Yeah, we lost touch there for a while. Who's this grandma you're talking about? Its not my mother-in-law, Ramona, is it?
Bryant: No. Brutus Thornapple; Opal Crankshaft. (Brutus and Opal shake hands).
Opal: Its a great day to get Grannied, huh? A couple of new friends that I've never met. One of my favorite grandsons. A great way to stay busy on Mother's Day! Doing nothing but r-e-l-a-x!!
Bryant: Well, the purple looks good on you. Why not wear that? (suddenly realizes today is Mother's Day) Or wait, better yet, keep the robe! Let's get Grannied!!
Opal: Now you're talking. This is a perfect day to get Grannied. Its not every day I get to lounge around in my bathrobe.
Bryant: Yeah, you're right. This is a treat for you. Massages, spa treatments - you name it. Today is a perfect day for it!
Ramona: Hey, but what about me? Remember, honey, you used to have a big crush on me. Whatever happened to that?
Bryant: Hey Ma Garggle, long time no see! This is one of my other grandmas, Opal Crankshaft. (Ramona and Opal shake hands)
Bryant: How's Thorny and Hornet?
Brutus: We're fine. Gladdys couldn't be here. But I came down.
Bryant: Sweet! We go back quite a long way, all the way to 1996.
Brutus: Yeah, we lost touch there for a while. Who's this grandma you're talking about? Its not my mother-in-law, Ramona, is it?
Bryant: No. Brutus Thornapple; Opal Crankshaft. (Brutus and Opal shake hands).
Opal: Its a great day to get Grannied, huh? A couple of new friends that I've never met. One of my favorite grandsons. A great way to stay busy on Mother's Day! Doing nothing but r-e-l-a-x!!
Grannied by Dusty's Baby Powder June 2, 2011
Granald
1)An old person and/or someone who acts like an old person.
2) Someone who is needlessly boring and should learn to have a laugh once in a while.
3)Someone who wears beige through choice and drives a boring car such as a grey Ford Fusion or an old Kia.
2) Someone who is needlessly boring and should learn to have a laugh once in a while.
3)Someone who wears beige through choice and drives a boring car such as a grey Ford Fusion or an old Kia.
Pete drives a Kia and wears beige, such a granald.
Don't mention that funny story about accidental nudity, the Granalds will get offended.
Don't mention that funny story about accidental nudity, the Granalds will get offended.
Granald by Nairthern Loon September 23, 2011
Grailed
Grail me baby!
"You know Mhairi?" "Damn, *bites lip* yeah." "She grailed me so hard last night!" "I'm so jealous!!"
"You know Mhairi?" "Damn, *bites lip* yeah." "She grailed me so hard last night!" "I'm so jealous!!"
Grailed by clackiestclacker March 9, 2021
Granaled
Granaled by Butt trucker 4000 July 8, 2019