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1)An old person and/or someone who acts like an old person.

2) Someone who is needlessly boring and should learn to have a laugh once in a while.

3)Someone who wears beige through choice and drives a boring car such as a grey Ford Fusion or an old Kia.
Pete drives a Kia and wears beige, such a granald.

Don't mention that funny story about accidental nudity, the Granalds will get offended.
Granald by Nairthern Loon September 23, 2011
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The act of doing anal within the proximity of a grave yard
Did you hear that "chloe" and "Andy" did granal last night
Granal by Horrendous bully April 4, 2021

granada hills 

A city in Southern California where you can walk the streets safely but are still be able to score a bag of dope in 15 minutes. The neighborhoods are really nice and the houses are even better. It's multicultural and the people are really nice, but once you reach north of Rinaldi St. you run into the bitchest teens in the SFV. The teens that reside here are the most notorious individuals that are enrolled at Granada High and Alemany. The think they're "off the chain" because they do E and party when they're parents are on vacation but come to realize, in college, that they are completely retarded and end up dropping out. South of Rinaldi St. the teens are wholesome independent people who resent the douches to the north.
Teen North of Rinaldi: "Hey insert girls name here, if you buy a channel purse and give insert guys name here a blow job, I'll invite you to do E at my house with all the cool party people."

Teen South of Rinaldi: "That's okay, I'm not really feeling like frying my brain cells or catching a venereal disease tonight. Thanks anyway."

Teen North of Rinaldi: "OMG! you totally give Granada Hills a bad name! Lates."
granada hills by jjustinn May 18, 2010

Grinalds 

1. An amazing athelete who excels at sports. Notable Grinalds': Andrew Grinalds and Lucy Grinalds.

2. To totally mess something up beyond repair.
1. Dayum that Michael Phelps is such a Grinalds.

2. I can believe she called the cops! She totally Grinaldsed it up.

or

He just got us all expelled. What a Grinalds.
Grinalds by meow__ February 13, 2009

judging Granados 

Adressed when he or she is judging a certain person for their acts but, that person is doing the same thing back.
Our Preacher needs to stop being a Judging Granados!
judging Granados by KingArthur3 November 27, 2009
a chick who is not ugly but is not hot at all. kinda of less then average. used many times by the male and female cast of the jersey shore.
Mike "so i splash some water in my face and look up and, there are granade's in the hot tub with us!"
granade by jerseymaster69 September 14, 2010
High standards. Beautiful or handsome. They type of person who is very friendly. Can be a bitch tho. Friends with many. A lot of people get jealous of a Granada. Very successful and determined. Fashionista. Music junke. Awkwardly funny. The best.
Boy number 1: "Oh she's a bad bitch."
Boy number 2: "No dawg, shes a Granada."
Granada by mr.cooldoe May 24, 2011
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