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Granaldi 

A "Granaldi" is to be given a gift with the intention of having that gift produce a gift from it.

Granaldi is the noun, to be Granaldi'd is the act /verb.
To buy your wife a sewing machine so she would hem your pants.

I got Granaldi'd, my friend gave me some wax paper candy wrappers so that I would make candy and wrap them for her.
Granaldi by D-I-D October 19, 2011
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1)An old person and/or someone who acts like an old person.

2) Someone who is needlessly boring and should learn to have a laugh once in a while.

3)Someone who wears beige through choice and drives a boring car such as a grey Ford Fusion or an old Kia.
Pete drives a Kia and wears beige, such a granald.

Don't mention that funny story about accidental nudity, the Granalds will get offended.
Granald by Nairthern Loon September 23, 2011
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