Goymp

An acronym for (Get Off Your Mom's Phone)

A unnoticeable slur for brainrotted 13 year olds strolling around like a blind donkey on YouTube Shorts.

Kid: Skibidi!

1st Person: GOYMP

by anonymous August 27, 2025

GLYMP

Acronym for Go Lick Your Mum's Pussy. Normally used as an insult towards young males.

Person 1: Don't Direspect my family!
Person 2 : Fuck you (person 1)! GLYMP!

by sincomplex August 25, 2013

Gompy Balls

The act of feces being violently reflected off of porcelain by the anus in such a matter that said feces spackles the underside of the testicles when taking a poop.

I took such a powerful shit that i had to wipe my gompy balls.

by keepinit247 February 21, 2011

Gompei

The raddest, baddest, most amazing and influential mascot from Worcester Polytech Institute. He also has a bronzed head on a mini-goat that is vigorous and intensely fought over by the entire campus.

John: "Hey, want to go get the Gompei's head at today's rivalry event??"
Nick: "OF COURSE!! We only have to out beat and run the rest of campus...no big deal"

by mdgmusic93 October 18, 2011

goimp

To shit and puke simultaneously. To barf and pooh at the same time.

Bugger, Marjorie, I've just goimped all over the cat again.

by Boskins January 10, 2009

gymposter

Gymposter - someone that wears workout clothing as their primary wardrobe or on their days off, but doesn't workout ever.

Matt: Man, Kevin must workout all the time...all he ever wears are sweatsuits.
Mallori: Kevin never works out. He says he hates it. Trust me, he's a gymposter.

by jimbobf July 26, 2011

gympress

Gratuitously referencing the fact that one "works out", at every available opportunity.

Stop gympressing us Mike. Nobody wants to see your guns.

by RichieRicardo September 1, 2017