goimp 

To shit and puke simultaneously. To barf and pooh at the same time.

Bugger, Marjorie, I've just goimped all over the cat again.

goimp by Boskins January 10, 2009

goimp 

To shit and puke simultaneously. To barf and pooh at the same time.

Bugger, Marjorie, I've just goimped all over the cat again.

goimp by Boskins January 10, 2009

gimpy cunt 

An insult for someone, usually in a group chat, who licks the arse of the group leaders to acquire some sort of reputation because their jokes are fucking dreadful.

What a gimpy cunt

Stop licking ass you gimpy cunt

gimpy cunt by PerkieD September 10, 2016

gimp dick 

1. A penis that is deformed or does not function properly.

2. A very small penis.

Brad: Why is it taking Brandon so long to use the restroom?
Kevin: Didn't you hear? Brandon's dick doesn't work anymore after it got bit by a rattlesnake!
Brad: Shieeee, the poor sucker has a gimp dick.

Brad: Did you hear the news? Brandon's dick is only 3 cm long!
Kevin: Yea that girl that tried to suck him off told me he has a gimp dick!

gimp dick by tiddleywinkz October 3, 2013

gimp hand 

the gimp hand is a poker hand consisting of A-9.

never play the gimp hand.... its so much worse than AT.

gimp hand by squomp January 15, 2011

Gimple-Speak 

When characters in The Walking Dead universe begin to give long-winded nonsensical and unrealistic monologues about why the world is different now and why that's okay. It often times is followed by or preceding some other philosophical babble to try and enhance the "philosophically" written dialogue which is mostly anything but. These are usually written by or match the tone directly of Scott M. Gimple. Avid showruiner of The Walking Dead franchise.

Person 1: "Hey, did you watch the new episode of Fear The Walking Dead last night? Did you hear Morgan's speech?"

Person 2: "No, I'd rather not subject myself to 'Gimple-Speak' which infests both shows now."

Gimple-Speak by HeroesUnite August 8, 2019

Shit Gimp 

Loves wearing a leather gimp suit and mask while being voluntarily chained to a basement wall and joyfully begging for more of master's feces in which to consume like the fuckboy slave he is. Master provides a fresh feast of feces daily for the gimps insatiable hunger for human waste through a 4" self lubricated pvc feeding system in the kitchen closet in which leads to the gimps lair.

"Shut up shit gimp we've got company, stop bangin on that pipe!!!"

Shit Gimp by #12345 November 5, 2017