Goyling (goy-uh-ling) - The act of perching upon a kitchen counter nude, in typical gargoyle positioning in order to frighten/traumatize another person. This is typically done with 6 to 13 people in order to effectively terrorize the victim. It is common practice to wait until nightfall for maximum goyling gratification.
Charlie: Hey, me, Kenneth, and the boys are planning on goyling Daniel’s dad tonight. Are you in?
Easton: Of course! I’ll get my goyling gear and I’ll be right there.
Easton: Of course! I’ll get my goyling gear and I’ll be right there.
by Landagoose May 21, 2024
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Used as a derogatory term against the less developed members of the gentile species. Goylings usually engage in regressive activities like playing goyware or doomscrolling on TikTok
Used as a derogatory term against the less developed members of the gentile species. Goylings usually engage in regressive activities like playing goyware or doomscrolling on TikTok
Josh is such a bad parent. All his goyling do is drool at their tablets all day and play Roblox tycoon games
by Shambler August 19, 2025
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The act of loving the VTuber Amelia Watson unconditionally while fully knowing that a realistic romantic relationship with her is unattainable.
A Gosling is in a parasocial relationship. No matter how much they love her, she'll always be just a girl on a screen.
Symptoms are: Feeling of emptiness, loneliness, fear, emotional stress and pain.
The term Gosling is based on the fact that the actor Ryan Gosling played characters that had parasocial relationships, such as Lars, from Lars and the Real Girl and K from Blade Runner 2049.
There's a second term called Goslingposting, where Goslings post gifs from Blade Runner 2049 to depict the feelings they're currently having.
The term can also be applied to other VTubers.
A Gosling is in a parasocial relationship. No matter how much they love her, she'll always be just a girl on a screen.
Symptoms are: Feeling of emptiness, loneliness, fear, emotional stress and pain.
The term Gosling is based on the fact that the actor Ryan Gosling played characters that had parasocial relationships, such as Lars, from Lars and the Real Girl and K from Blade Runner 2049.
There's a second term called Goslingposting, where Goslings post gifs from Blade Runner 2049 to depict the feelings they're currently having.
The term can also be applied to other VTubers.
by Detective Ame January 4, 2021
Get the Gosling mug.a) A person who thinks they're literally Ryan Gosling, Especially from the movies Drive and BR2049.
b) A person with Ryan Gosling Syndrome, a disorder that affects ability to feel, communicate and behave normally.
b) A person with Ryan Gosling Syndrome, a disorder that affects ability to feel, communicate and behave normally.
Therapist: This 'Ryan Gosling'.. is he in the room with us right now?
Ryan Gosling: He is literally me.
Ryan Gosling: He is literally me.
by RG 2049 February 20, 2022
Get the Ryan Gosling mug.Ryan Gosling Syndrome is a disease that 14 year old boys contract after watching the hit movies Barbie, Drive, and Blade Runner 2049. It causes them to believe that they are “literally Ryan gosling” and whenever they see Ryan Gosling they have to point out that it’s them or they will spontaneously combust.
Boy 1: Did you hear Ben and Raf contracted Ryan Gosling Syndrome?
Boy 2: Yeah, I believe they saw the movie Barbie and now they both think they are Ryan Gosling.
Boy 2: Yeah, I believe they saw the movie Barbie and now they both think they are Ryan Gosling.
by BanjoPaintCan August 13, 2023
Get the Ryan Gosling Syndrome mug.An effiminate, bisexual or gay male. Height of popularity was from 1984-1986, geographic usage confined between Waterford/Montville, CT to Warwick, Rhode Island. Being "Gayling" had a major following, members of this "group" usually were GQ-fashion victims, shopped at Midland Mall in Warick or Crystal Mall in Waterford.
I was sleeping over Mark's house when I awoke to him going down on me, I mean he went total Gayling on me!
by Marco October 9, 2003
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