Goyling

Goyling (goy-uh-ling) - The act of perching upon a kitchen counter nude, in typical gargoyle positioning in order to frighten/traumatize another person. This is typically done with 6 to 13 people in order to effectively terrorize the victim. It is common practice to wait until nightfall for maximum goyling gratification.

Charlie: Hey, me, Kenneth, and the boys are planning on goyling Daniel’s dad tonight. Are you in?

Easton: Of course! I’ll get my goyling gear and I’ll be right there.

by Landagoose May 22, 2024

Collins

Not a real name. There can only be one Collin, unless referring to multiple people named Collin.

Stupid Person: I think we'll name him Collins.
Sigma Male: That's not a real name.

by Landagoose September 25, 2022