Definitions by Garysmattresses

Ryan Gosling 

Literally me

Ryan Gosling, “I drive”

Ryan Gosling by Garysmattresses July 25, 2023

Colorado 

Cold. Need I say more?

Colorado is so fucking cold. But I mean aye weeds legal

Colorado by Garysmattresses February 25, 2022

Deez nuts

A “attack” squirrel that was fed meth by some weird American dude. Like this actually happened. Look it up

Sick balls deez nuts

Deez nuts by Garysmattresses February 25, 2022

Coach Gunn 

Man with large ass calf’s. Like fuckin huge. Fast mothafucka too

Damn Coach Gunns calf’s are superb

Coach Gunn by Garysmattresses February 25, 2022