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Googtard
Dumbass Google employees that have effectively turned Google from a powerful search engine into a nearly useless online phone book
Man, these fuckin googtards have fucked Google up so bad I can't find shit except local businesses and that works right only half of the time
Googtard by Snowman_da_OG July 12, 2023
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Googtard • goontard • goobtard • gooftard • Gooftarded • Gooftardious • gooktard • Gootard • good-tarded
Goontard
GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.
Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard
Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.
Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?
Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.
Tim: Sorry bro.
Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.
Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.
Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?
Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.
Tim: Sorry bro.
Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.
Goontard by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020
Goontard
Goontard by Shannon (CREAM) November 4, 2006
Goobtard
Goobtard by CanOfSnarf March 16, 2020
gooftard
A person who acts kind of goofy-retared, but has the capibility to act normal. Coined by Adam Carolla on the radio show Love Line.
gooftard by machine119 November 21, 2004
gooftard
A combination of one crazy goofy looking person, with a retarded sloth thrown into their DNA somewhere.
gooftard by James Robertson March 31, 2003
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