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A person who believes Al Gore is the greatest scientific mind to have ever walked the earth and goes to outrageously stupid lengths to make themselves out to be "green", "eco-friendly" or "organic", etc. Also known as "Greentards" or "Ecotards"
Man, I set up a tent at the G8 protest and made a killing off of these Goretards by selling them bottled tap water I labeled as 100% organic and carbon-free. Dipshits!
Goretard by Spunkelunker July 30, 2010
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gretarded 

another word for gay & retarded
1. to get gayly retarted
2. to get fucked up

used with alchohol and/or drugs
" yo were getting gretarded tonight"
gretarded by lalalalaurenx3 October 6, 2009

Gogetard 

Someone who legit thinks that Gogeta is better (as in strength and attributes) than Vegito (he's not).
Jason: Don't talk to Manny, he's a Gogetard.
Owen- Oh no! Not Those!
Gogetard by Wintry February 8, 2018

geretard 

someone who is a complete and utter toolbag, and trys to act funny and dumb but really is dumb. he thinks he knows everything, but he's just retarded
i cant believe he really thought the sun and moon were the same thing

yeah hes such a geretard
geretard by mclaxer09 November 19, 2010

gretarded 

Person 1: Can I see your thing?
Person 2: That's gretarded!
gretarded by qryschin January 24, 2020

goretrade 

trading gore videos or pictured for another one.
person1:hey bro u wanna goretrade?

person2:no wtf
goretrade by 212102012 August 5, 2023