Spugus

A small, amorphous mass of discarded material, debris, or otherwise indescribable nature. Notable examples include stray balled-up pieces of yarn that have fallen off items of clothing, clumps of dust and hair that accumulate under a bed, or mangled tissues that you find in the dryer when you forget to take them out of your pants pocket.

Patrick: Why did you put that spugus on my desk? It's filthy, we don't know where that's been!
Bruce: There's more where that came from! *reaches under bed*

by Globetard April 13, 2024

Globetard

A name used by Flat Earthers to make fun of people who believe the Earth is round.

I can't believe my geography teacher is a globetard.

by Globetard May 07, 2017

Urethral Discipline

The ability for a male to control the stream of urine from the penis. It also includes the ability to control when and how much urine comes out. Having a high degree of urethral discipline ensures that one is able to accurately urinate in the bowl/urinal without making a mess.

I don't have the urethral discipline I had when I was a youth.

by Globetard November 02, 2021