Gooserick
Short hairy Northerner from 'Boro. Has many quirks including the want for women to have periods on his face or wanting to have intercourse with every woman thats walks past him. Best described as a looking like a King Charles Spaniel.
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Gooselikins
Gooselikins by Gooselikins June 21, 2019
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Gooseback
A girl who electively pushes out her breasts while also swinging her ass and pushing it out in an attempt to look attractive to others. The effect is that of a goose's back.
Gooseback by Shells Mandy July 30, 2013
gooseneck
You are all wrong. Gooseneck refers to the practice of a female giving a male oral pleasure, in the act of which her head bobs up and down in a manner similar to the neck of a goose as it walks. Closely related to head, dome, and other similar items.
gooseneck by Paul L-K (while blunted) March 22, 2005
Gooseneck
The act of taking ones hand, making a limp wrist and downwards facing hand. The fingers making an up-and-down claw-like movement to provide a pleasureful sensation for a male partner. His genitalia will at first reject such provocation, but only after a few moments will it grow to appreciate the stimulation.
Damn, I hear that girl Naomi gives a mean gooseneck. My boy Andrew told me it only took 10 seconds for him to splatter all over her face.
Gooseneck by al;skdjf;lkasdjflk;ajs January 18, 2008
Reverse Gooseneck
Not letting a man get a boner before sex,
so you put a flaccid penis into a woman's vagina,
then while it is in the vagina,
the man gets a boner so the woman feels it
getting harder and going up the whole time.
so you put a flaccid penis into a woman's vagina,
then while it is in the vagina,
the man gets a boner so the woman feels it
getting harder and going up the whole time.
friend: So how was your rendezvous with him last night?
woman to friend: Excellent! We totally did the Reverse Gooseneck last night!
friend: is that fun?
Woman: Hell yeah! I felt it go up the whole time!
woman to friend: Excellent! We totally did the Reverse Gooseneck last night!
friend: is that fun?
Woman: Hell yeah! I felt it go up the whole time!
Reverse Gooseneck by Banana Hammock Brand October 13, 2009
Goosenecking
This is what happens when you love an item sooo much you just want to fuck it. You hold it in your hand while your jacking off so that your essentially fucking your hand and the item at the same time.
I'm sorry I couldn't come to the phone I was goosenecking my playstation
I walked in and that son of a bitch was goosenecking my iPhone
I walked in and that son of a bitch was goosenecking my iPhone
Goosenecking by Lascivious January 5, 2011
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