gooselicker

A person who licks geese for a living. Average income: $2,440,682,648,607.05 per hour. Licking geese is known to have some of the same side effects as heroine.

I heard Bill Gates used to be a gooselicker.

gooselicker by Stephany Mercedes Garcia May 18, 2006

geeselicker 

Noun. Scottish Insult to describe one who licks geese for pleasure. A pervert.

That man over there in the trenchcoat is a geeselicker.

geeselicker by diamonds2002 June 8, 2009

goatselicker 

(Pronounced "goat slicker")

Someone who licks the goatse. Used as an insult.

Hey, goatselicker. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

My teacher is such a goatselicker.

goatselicker by boxnoq September 12, 2006

Chinese Goosepecker

The act of thumping, with the thumb and middle finger, an adult male in the testicles. (derives from the term goose (to poke with a finger in the butt, and pecker (referencing the area of anatomy being struck))

Man, did you see those guys give there buddy a Chinese goosepecker? His nuts are going to bruised and swollen.

Chinese Goosepecker by Thumperton April 25, 2011

Gooseneckers 

when u yell at a random person real loud and they quickly turn around with their neck held high like a goose

damn man theres a hell of a lot of gooseneckers out in that yard

Gooseneckers by lhorne November 13, 2011

goochlicker

for a man to inquire about the taste of a womans gooch (area above the asshole, and below the vagina) in a non-sexual way.

amy: wow!, alex sure is a good goochlicker!

goochlicker by lil clitgobbler May 29, 2024