gooselicker

A person who licks geese for a living. Average income: $2,440,682,648,607.05 per hour. Licking geese is known to have some of the same side effects as heroine.

I heard Bill Gates used to be a gooselicker.

by Stephany Mercedes Garcia May 18, 2006

geeselicker

Noun. Scottish Insult to describe one who licks geese for pleasure. A pervert.

That man over there in the trenchcoat is a geeselicker.

by diamonds2002 June 8, 2009

goatselicker

(Pronounced "goat slicker")

Someone who licks the goatse. Used as an insult.

Hey, goatselicker. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

My teacher is such a goatselicker.

by boxnoq September 12, 2006

Chinese Goosepecker

The act of thumping, with the thumb and middle finger, an adult male in the testicles. (derives from the term goose (to poke with a finger in the butt, and pecker (referencing the area of anatomy being struck))

Man, did you see those guys give there buddy a Chinese goosepecker? His nuts are going to bruised and swollen.

by Thumperton April 25, 2011

Gooseneckers

when u yell at a random person real loud and they quickly turn around with their neck held high like a goose

damn man theres a hell of a lot of gooseneckers out in that yard

by lhorne November 13, 2011

goochlicker

for a man to inquire about the taste of a womans gooch (area above the asshole, and below the vagina) in a non-sexual way.

amy: wow!, alex sure is a good goochlicker!

by lil clitgobbler May 29, 2024