The act of taking ones hand, making a limp wrist and downwards facing hand. The fingers making an up-and-down claw-like movement to provide a pleasureful sensation for a male partner. His genitalia will at first reject such provocation, but only after a few moments will it grow to appreciate the stimulation.
Damn, I hear that girl Naomi gives a mean gooseneck. My boy Andrew told me it only took 10 seconds for him to splatter all over her face.
by al;skdjf;lkasdjflk;ajs January 17, 2008
When a man takes his limp penis and stretches it back between his legs inserting it into his anus. He then may or may not get an erection and possibly ejaculate. Not merely performed by transvestites and drag queens, men from all walks of life may engage in this form of self-induced pleasure. The man next to you could be goosenecking himself right now.
by SodomyJones May 04, 2010
A male or female who has just made a fool of themselves. Someone who makes rediculous mistakes or a word commonly used when one is in the wrong.
Can be used instead of terms such as idiot/wanker etc.
Can be used instead of terms such as idiot/wanker etc.
1) "I've got two words for, I don't think so!"
"That's three words gooseneck!"
2) Someone keeps stalling the car.
"Nice one gooseneck!"
3) Someone becomes far to intoxicated and loses themselves whilst at a party.
"You we're acting like the biggest gooseneck!"
"That's three words gooseneck!"
2) Someone keeps stalling the car.
"Nice one gooseneck!"
3) Someone becomes far to intoxicated and loses themselves whilst at a party.
"You we're acting like the biggest gooseneck!"
by ayekid October 29, 2009
You are all wrong. Gooseneck refers to the practice of a female giving a male oral pleasure, in the act of which her head bobs up and down in a manner similar to the neck of a goose as it walks. Closely related to head, dome, and other similar items.
by Paul L-K (while blunted) March 23, 2005
This is what happens when you love an item sooo much you just want to fuck it. You hold it in your hand while your jacking off so that your essentially fucking your hand and the item at the same time.
I'm sorry I couldn't come to the phone I was goosenecking my playstation
I walked in and that son of a bitch was goosenecking my iPhone
I walked in and that son of a bitch was goosenecking my iPhone
by Lascivious January 05, 2011
The act of giving head while also being titty banged. The girl tilts her head forward to take the penis in her mouth while it is between her chest, causing her neck to look like a goose’s neck.
So I was Titty bangin this chick last night when she started goosenecking it. It was a pleasant surprise.
by coxycor January 17, 2020
Orginated from jamiro moon of the cleveland cavailers a shooters follow threw should look like a goose's neck. So after a shooter makes a 3 point shot he then puts his index finger and thumb togther making a goose as the Q in cleveland goes crazy...
by Chase.cash June 13, 2010