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Goosenecking 

This is what happens when you love an item sooo much you just want to fuck it. You hold it in your hand while your jacking off so that your essentially fucking your hand and the item at the same time.
I'm sorry I couldn't come to the phone I was goosenecking my playstation

I walked in and that son of a bitch was goosenecking my iPhone
Goosenecking by Lascivious January 5, 2011
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Goosenecking 

The act of giving head while also being titty banged. The girl tilts her head forward to take the penis in her mouth while it is between her chest, causing her neck to look like a goose’s neck.
So I was Titty bangin this chick last night when she started goosenecking it. It was a pleasant surprise.
Goosenecking by coxycor January 17, 2020
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goosenecking 

when you are half asleep and you begin to nod off, your neck attempts to hold your head up but your head just flops around.
Look at Jon hes goosenecking it again!

goosenecking 

The movement one's head makes while pleasuring a male partner.
The side to side, up and down oral sex moves, that mimic the actions of a goose. Hince, Goosenecking
goosenecking by Nick Russell September 25, 2005

Goosenecking 

When you have a loose or wide fly hole in your boxers and your dong slips out thus resembling a goose's neck popping out to say hi.
"Bro, I was in the changing rooms and I didn't realise but I was goosenecking so hard, like all the way down to my devil's figs"
Goosenecking by COVID-19 February 21, 2020

Goosenecking

Goosenecking is a sign the the band is good. Expressed by moving the head back and forward, vaguely in time with the music. Typically performed by standing still with a beer in one hand.
The audience were goosenecking when the band played rock classics by The Rolling Stones and Status Quo

goose necking 

Slowing down to look at accidents, tragedies, crime scenes, etc. Aka rubber necking
Stop goose necking, you're slowing down traffic.
goose necking by smmatthew January 15, 2009
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