Gooseclock

Gooseclock is storm but a lovely one.

Gooseclock reminds me of summer rains

by Ravenasaurusrex July 25, 2021

goonclock

a word used by various interlectuals from london, basicly to annoy less smart people who do not know what it meens, but infact, it meens nothing. Its just there to make them think hard and get fraustrated.

dumb person:omg y r u reading a book
interlectual: its actually very interesting and funny, its about people like you.
dumb person: o shut up you geek.
interlectual: oh get on with your life you goonclock!
dunb person: huh? wtf does that meen? WHY ARE CALLING ME THAT?!
interlectual: MUAHAHAHAH!!!!

by charlie June 19, 2006

gooselicker

A person who licks geese for a living. Average income: $2,440,682,648,607.05 per hour. Licking geese is known to have some of the same side effects as heroine.

I heard Bill Gates used to be a gooselicker.

by Stephany Mercedes Garcia May 18, 2006

Goosecock the Barbarian

originally Goosecock Billygoat. dumbass selfish cock that liked to do cocain and her dumbass got caught for that shit because she was goin around school like CHECK OUT THIS COKE I HAVE. then her dumbass gets arrested for ecstasy because she did the same shit and she got a year of drug court for 2 arrests. so now she goes out of her house everyday of the week and gets drunk then sneeks back in at about 4 or 5 in the morning. then her dumbass takes shit like codine in school and she does this everyday and torturing her is the best.

if you don't know Goosecock the Barbarian you are lucky but she is a good person to copy off of in history class. and shes overweight

by ihatesmith February 26, 2005

Goosecock the Barbarian

.....just see emosexual

FUCK Goosecok quit slitting your wirsts with your "lizard" and quit being so god damn emosexual!!

by asdfa March 3, 2005

Goosenbock

A goosenbock is a particularly dense, self-assured fool, blending the flappy, oblivious energy of a silly goose with the stubborn, heady weight of a strong bock beer. Typically used to describe a dimwit from Ottawa, Ontario, a goosenbock speaks with unearned confidence, misses the obvious by a country mile, and barrels through conversations with all the subtlety of a tipsy waterfowl convinced it is the smartest bird on the Rideau. Equal parts harmlessly ridiculous and quietly exhausting, the goosenbock is not malicious, just impressively wrong, loudly so, and utterly immune to correction.

Quinn leaned back, misinformed and beaming, confidently lecturing everyone on cooking despite clearly knowing nothing about it, the unmistakable posture of a goosenbock in full bloom.

by JohnVanDone88 February 2, 2026