Rains is a really nice guy but you can't not truly laugh when your talking to him. He is super good at soccer and is very smart. He is big on God but not in an annoying way and he isn't afraid to be honest.
Girl: Is that Rains omg I saw him trip at practice
Other Girl: Yeah it was funny he fell into the goal post
Rains is a ugly poor black idiotic dickhead who sucks girls hentai dick in ohio. Hes a dick sucking kid hes 4 yr old and has sex with sexy 90 yr old dead skeletons.
Refers to popular ballad sung by bards in Westeros (Game of Thrones setting) which narrates the annihilation of Lord Castamere by Tywin Lannister. More in general, the expression is used as a warning or a threat.
Yesterday my momsaid that I was in for a bad surprise -- She Rains of Castamered me.
An expression used to wish bodily injury on a person for acting like a jerk. WARNING: May also cause psychological harm as well. Also interchangeable with the phrase fall on some dicks
Dang it, Logan is calling me a has-been again!! I hope it rains dicks on him!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.