Slitting

1. To cut or make a long fissure in or upon; as, to slit the ear or the nose.

2. To cut; to sever; to divide. Obs.

Pablo is slitting that man's throat

by AC December 25, 2003

Slitting

to move about in a drunken and badly behaved fashion.

gillian and hannah were slitting about in subtone last night. ie; to 'slit' about.

by gillian April 8, 2005

slitting edge

A cutting edge technology that is grossly overpriced, quickly outdated or just plain unnecessary, resulting in significant financial burden or buyer's remorse.

Instead of paying the rent, Al spent his $599 on a slitting edge iPhone.

by kris takahashi May 3, 2010

slitting wrists

What I got introduce for doing in the school bathroom.

slitting wrists: He was slitting his wrists because he hates himself, and his life and everyone in it.

by I AM A SATURN BOY December 12, 2019

Goat Slitting

The act of cutting someone's eyes horizontally to give them 'goat slits'.

I just finished goat slitting that mad hatter's eyes.

by DaftSailor August 28, 2017

I'm slitting my stomach

Harakiri, seppuku, belly cutting. It's when you take a samurai sword and carve into the skin and fat of your abdomen and as you feel the pain, reach into the bloody mess and pull out your guts. Most likely you die from a lack of blood. Some more cowardly samurai would get their friend to chop off their head to ease the pain.

My geisha left me, my trainer got shot with arrows, and my bird ran away...I'm slitting my stomach.

I'm a manly samurai--I'm slitting my stomach, and I don't want any assistance as I go on my instant trip to an eternal vacation.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007

gang slitting

when someone decides its a smart idea to join two rival gangs at the same time

Dude did you see jeremy get fucked up last night for gang slitting? I'm not going to his funeral

by alwaysgittakickit March 23, 2016