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Slitting 

to move about in a drunken and badly behaved fashion.
gillian and hannah were slitting about in subtone last night. ie; to 'slit' about.
Slitting by gillian April 8, 2005

slitting edge

A cutting edge technology that is grossly overpriced, quickly outdated or just plain unnecessary, resulting in significant financial burden or buyer's remorse.
Instead of paying the rent, Al spent his $599 on a slitting edge iPhone.

slitting wrists 

slitting wrists: He was slitting his wrists because he hates himself, and his life and everyone in it.
slitting wrists by I AM A SATURN BOY December 12, 2019

Goat Slitting 

The act of cutting someone's eyes horizontally to give them 'goat slits'.
I just finished goat slitting that mad hatter's eyes.
Goat Slitting by DaftSailor August 28, 2017

I'm slitting my stomach 

Harakiri, seppuku, belly cutting. It's when you take a samurai sword and carve into the skin and fat of your abdomen and as you feel the pain, reach into the bloody mess and pull out your guts. Most likely you die from a lack of blood. Some more cowardly samurai would get their friend to chop off their head to ease the pain.
My geisha left me, my trainer got shot with arrows, and my bird ran away...I'm slitting my stomach.

I'm a manly samurai--I'm slitting my stomach, and I don't want any assistance as I go on my instant trip to an eternal vacation.

gang slitting 

when someone decides its a smart idea to join two rival gangs at the same time
Dude did you see jeremy get fucked up last night for gang slitting? I'm not going to his funeral