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goonclock 

a word used by various interlectuals from london, basicly to annoy less smart people who do not know what it meens, but infact, it meens nothing. Its just there to make them think hard and get fraustrated.
dumb person:omg y r u reading a book
interlectual: its actually very interesting and funny, its about people like you.
dumb person: o shut up you geek.
interlectual: oh get on with your life you goonclock!
dunb person: huh? wtf does that meen? WHY ARE CALLING ME THAT?!
interlectual: MUAHAHAHAH!!!!
goonclock by charlie June 19, 2006
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goofcock 

Goofcock-noun

A goofcock is one who is ridiculously pleased with themselves, and has no reason to be. Or takes themselves way too seriously. It can be used either as a noun (i.e. "he is a goofcock") or as a proper noun (i.e. "Hey! Goofcock!")
He wouldn't shut up about himself for ten minutes and then proceeded to ask me out. What a goofcock.
goofcock by ElegantWaste March 25, 2006
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A term which denotes where you hail from, or in reference to your neighborhood. It is meant to be used with pride, similar to 'hood.
Where you think you at nigguh, this is our goondock motherfucka
Goondock by LokiHavok April 28, 2006

goonchuck 

someone who uses strange tools to complete a job.
I can't believe you thought a hammer was a good tool to fix a toilet. Brett, you are such a goonchuck.
goonchuck by 731sampson January 2, 2008

goonchuck 

Someone who uses his weiner for a brain
How did that hammer work on the toilet? Brett you are such a goonchuck
goonchuck by Sampson Barton January 11, 2008
To fixate on something, usually in an idiotic or child-like fashion.
He was goonlocked onto his phone, drooling like crazy.
Goonlock by D4RKC0D3R May 5, 2026

Gooseclock 

Gooseclock is storm but a lovely one.
Gooseclock reminds me of summer rains
Gooseclock by Ravenasaurusrex July 25, 2021
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murderhobo 

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