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goonstick
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Slang
for your dick, typically used by
men
aged 30-38 who partake in a self pleasuring
act
known as gooning.
Dominant Female: "Why
don
't you have your goonstick in your hands? Pull it out soy
boy
!"
Soy: "I am so
sorry
my goddess, I'll start gooning right now for you."
goonstick
by
ripjaden
March 28, 2023
Get the
goonstick
mug.