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Bongaloid
A bongaloid is a very large penis.
Girl 1: Omg he just sent me a dick pic and he has a bongaloid!
Girl 2: I wish my man had a bongaloid.
Girl 2: I wish my man had a bongaloid.
Bongaloid by foreign_jay January 15, 2015
Mongaloid
"What are you doing you mongaloid?!"
Dongaloid
She didn’t sleep with him out of sympathy for his disability, she slept with him because he’s a dongaloid.
Dongaloid by claudemott May 1, 2019
Mongaloide
Two kids playing rocket league: One kid let's the other team score.
The other kids sighs and says "YOU fucking MONGALOIDE."
The other kids sighs and says "YOU fucking MONGALOIDE."
Mongaloide by SK ;) April 30, 2023
gangloid
Grongoloid
The most retarded and simultaneously disgusting person ever. This word should not be used for a common retard, idiot or mong it should be reserved only for THE HIGHEST of foulities.
Tom: Eurgh. Sally let out a loud belch when she was snogging Jim..
Caitlin: Isn't Jim that fat, ginger, ugly boy?
Tom: Yeah, and sally went down on him
Caitlin: she is such a grongoloid
Caitlin: Isn't Jim that fat, ginger, ugly boy?
Tom: Yeah, and sally went down on him
Caitlin: she is such a grongoloid
Grongoloid by pearl12344321 July 13, 2011
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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