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Gongloid 

Belong to the same family as mongoloid and bongloid, a gongloid refers to a guy who is at least 19 or 20 years old, but still threatens to tell on other people for doing things we he believes to be against the rules. One trait is that he will pretend to be taking a shit in the restroom, but when somebody opens the door to take a picture of him he is actually masturbating. He will then lie about this and call the other people perverts for trying to look at this dick. This type of person usually has a crease in their hand (much like somebody with down syndrome) and walks with a limp.
That guy threatened to tell on me for sluffing Algebra class, even though everybody knows he sucked off his best friend in the locker room last night. What a gongloid!
Gongloid by Benyill October 6, 2008
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gangloid 

A tall, skinny, akward, goofey person. A combination of the word gangly and mongoloid.
"My brother is such a gangloid, no wonder he doesn't get girls."
gangloid by Dave RI July 21, 2005
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Specky gongoid 

A kid/adult who has thick rimmed glasses and the head the shaped of a toaster. Most specky gongoids are also fat and semi retarded.
Fucking hell my neighbours are a family of specky gongoids
Specky gongoid by Beta hater June 22, 2018

Gongaloid 

An ugly alien-like human. Typically short and fat.
That bitch is such a fuckin gongaloid.
Gongaloid by Dale February 4, 2003

Gongoloid 

A person who was born in, is a citizen of or lives in Wollongong, Australia
My boyfriend Mark is from the Illawarra down south, he's a gongoloid!
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Gangloid 

Rylan "gangloid" Clark

A big gay gangly twat.
That Rylan is right Gangloid.
Gangloid by AndiePRC June 13, 2013

Googloid 

Pronounced "google-oid"

Derived from the words Google and mongoloid.

Used to describe a person who is rather geeky with almost anything about google related stuff.
Nerdie: Hey have you heard about google voice?
Model: Nope and I don't wanna hear about it and anymore of your googloid crap stuff.
Googloid by XYRYX October 19, 2009
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