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dongaloid 

A medium sized penis; for a vagina.
I have a dongaloid for your girl.
dongaloid by Sam dongaloid February 2, 2016

dongaloid 

I stuck my dongaloid in my girlfriend pussy and you scream for more
dongaloid by Smashaoilce April 9, 2016

Isosceles Dongaloid 

When you carefully shove Doritos, pizza slices or other triangle-shaped foods very carefully into someone's asshole for sexual pleasure. It is done is such a manner as to not break or mess up the food in any way.
Guy 1: Damn, did you really just give Cassandra an isosceles dongaloid? Mad respect.
Guy 2: Yeah last night was rad dude. Those spare doritos were worth it.

Dongoloid 

People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019

Bongaloid 

A bongaloid is a very large penis.
Girl 1: Omg he just sent me a dick pic and he has a bongaloid!
Girl 2: I wish my man had a bongaloid.
Bongaloid by foreign_jay January 15, 2015

dingaloid 

A dumb person caught in the act of being dumb.
Tim: "Why is Bill hitting himself with a stick?"
Sara:"He's just being a dingaloid"
dingaloid by Ohteezy November 27, 2016
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