The most retarded and simultaneously disgusting person ever. This word should not be used for a common retard, idiot or mong it should be reserved only for THE HIGHEST of foulities.
Tom: Eurgh. Sally let out a loud belch when she was snogging Jim..
Belong to the same family as mongoloid and bongloid, a gongloid refers to a guy who is at least 19 or 20 years old, but still threatens to tell on other people for doing things we he believes to be against the rules. One trait is that he will pretend to be taking a shit in the restroom, but when somebody opens the door to take a picture of him he is actually masturbating. He will then lie about this and call the other people perverts for trying to look at this dick. This type of person usually has a crease in their hand (much like somebody with down syndrome) and walks with a limp.
That guy threatened to tell on me for sluffing Algebra class, even though everybody knows he sucked off his best friend in the locker room last night. What a gongloid!
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.