Bongaloid 

A bongaloid is a very large penis.

Girl 1: Omg he just sent me a dick pic and he has a bongaloid!
Girl 2: I wish my man had a bongaloid.

Bongaloid by foreign_jay January 15, 2015

Bongaloid 

A giant ass dick. A dick so god-damn long that when you pull down your pants, the girl (or guy I don't judge) gets knocked out by the sheer mass. When someone has a Bongaloid, they deserve the upmost respect and are most of the time kool doods.

Jason: Hey girl check out my Bongaloid
Girl: OH MY GOD IT SO BIGGGGGGGGG

Jason: BOOM BAM !HERE COMES THE SLAM! (only with consent tho)
*Proceeds to Dick slap the girl into the next dimension*
*Girl is knocked out*

Bongaloid by Bengalicious69 December 4, 2017

Bongaloid 

A Bongaloid is a dude that just simply cannot live without their Bong. A Bong in the morning and last thing at night, Bongaloid is the sacred keeper of the bong through dark and light...

A person, perhaps Mr Bongaloid of Beanstead, who comes from a middle class background, living their life as a big time agoraphobic stoner..

Bongaloid by Choco-caramel-slices March 14, 2011

bongaloid 

Crazy couple who that goes where no other couple would ever dare go. They take it to the extreme and do things no one would ever do.

Dude 1: Dude..are those two really doing what i think they're doing...in the kids pool?!

Dude 2: Dude...theyre hardcore bongaloids dude.

bongaloid by prudey May 23, 2007

Bongcloud 

The Bongcloud Opening is an aggressive and sound chess opening, championed by many including Fischer, Tal, Capablanca and Kasparov, that starts with e4, e5 and Ke2!!

This opening develops the King to a good spot and allows White to control the center with his king preventing Black from using the weak d3 and f3 squares to attack White's king. White also gains a tempo, which may lead to Zugzwang later, as after Qe1!, forming a King and Queen battery, an Xray attack on Black's King is threatened and Black has to waste a move to respond. Other benefits of the opening include the negation of Back-rank mates as the King is no longer on the back rank and that Black will most likely overextend his pieces in an attempt to launch an assault on the safe White King.

Lack of documentation on the opening forces Black to get out of the book immediately and blunder with moves like Nf6??.

Bongcloud Moves List:
1. e4! e5?? 2. Ke2!!

Bongcloud by orphamiel October 28, 2013

Boobaloids 

A phrase popularized by David the hooman in his HELLUVA BOSS episode 3 reaction to refer to breasts without triggering the youtube algorithm.

Did we just see betty boop with bouncing boobaloids ?

Boobaloids by ninjaboyy6 May 9, 2021

bongload 

noun: a portion of marijuana somewhat compacted to fit into the bowl of a bong. The size of a bongload can range as small as a bee and as large as a couple pieces of chewing gum.

(If the bowl is overflowing with marijuana, you must call it a domer)

Pack me a bongload, Pancho, for my bong needs loading.

bongload by Androp July 25, 2006