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drongoloid

Someone with no spacial, social or mental capacity to interact on a level with people regarded as normal. Their existance can only be regarded as insignificant, they should also be kept in chains and fed bird seeds.
Lee tried to discourage his current employees from performing like the previous drongoloid (Craig Sharpe) who slipped through his recruitment net.
drongoloid by leemothelegend March 3, 2010

crongoloid

a dickass retard, somebody who don fucked up, really did a stupid thing.
Me: Julius caesar was a crongoloid.
My friend: yeah, like star wars, the senate decided his fate.
crongoloid by myth da vro December 3, 2019

Gongaloid 

An ugly alien-like human. Typically short and fat.
That bitch is such a fuckin gongaloid.
Gongaloid by Dale February 4, 2003

wrongoloid 

one who is constantly in a state of fail - such that they are seen as mildly retarded as a result
OMG - Dylan and Eric were such wrongoloids, since VTec kicked in yo, I see clearly that we should bow down to our azn overlords.
wrongoloid by Doomnation May 18, 2007

Gongoloid 

A person who was born in, is a citizen of or lives in Wollongong, Australia
My boyfriend Mark is from the Illawarra down south, he's a gongoloid!
Gongoloid by luckyfrank July 1, 2018

Brongoloid 

A derogatory term for someone who is wrong very often. These types of people, most of the time, will keep defending their arguments even if they are wrong.
That guy in my biology class is such a brongoloid. He thinks that penguins can fly just because they are classified as birds.
Brongoloid by JadeOwl June 3, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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