Crazy couple who that goes where no other couple would ever dare go. They take it to the extreme and do things no one would ever do.
Dude 1: Dude..are those two really doing what i think they're doing...in the kids pool?!
Dude 2: Dude...theyre hardcore bongaloids dude.
Dude 2: Dude...theyre hardcore bongaloids dude.
by prudey May 07, 2007
A bongaloid is a very large penis.
Girl 1: Omg he just sent me a dick pic and he has a bongaloid!
Girl 2: I wish my man had a bongaloid.
Girl 2: I wish my man had a bongaloid.
by foreign_jay January 15, 2015
A giant ass dick. A dick so god-damn long that when you pull down your pants, the girl (or guy I don't judge) gets knocked out by the sheer mass. When someone has a Bongaloid, they deserve the upmost respect and are most of the time kool doods.
Jason: Hey girl check out my Bongaloid
Girl: OH MY GOD IT SO BIGGGGGGGGG
Jason: BOOM BAM !HERE COMES THE SLAM! (only with consent tho)
*Proceeds to Dick slap the girl into the next dimension*
*Girl is knocked out*
Girl: OH MY GOD IT SO BIGGGGGGGGG
Jason: BOOM BAM !HERE COMES THE SLAM! (only with consent tho)
*Proceeds to Dick slap the girl into the next dimension*
*Girl is knocked out*
by Bengalicious69 December 04, 2017
A Bongaloid is a dude that just simply cannot live without their Bong. A Bong in the morning and last thing at night, Bongaloid is the sacred keeper of the bong through dark and light...
A person, perhaps Mr Bongaloid of Beanstead, who comes from a middle class background, living their life as a big time agoraphobic stoner..
by Choco-caramel-slices November 19, 2010
by Mr. Watcher November 30, 2022