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nob gollip 

A person that downright frustrates/vexes you. Can be due to their ineptitude, over-enthusiasm, egotism, or any other generally exasperating characteristic behaviour.
Janice: Here comes Matt. What magnificently exaggerated story has he got for us today then, I wonder? Maybe the one about the time the tiger ripped his arm half off and him still using it to call the ambulance. I love that one!

Gregory: What a nob gollip... "Hi Matt!"
nob gollip by Elephant Mittens October 26, 2007
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John Gollop 

A distinguished member of the States of Guernsey. One of the only politicians who works for the people and knows what he is talking about. Also a great character who turns up at any social event he can.
Lol is that John Gollop?

Yeah, yeah it is. What a legend!
John Gollop by Guern September 30, 2008
80's Dublin Term:
To snort one's own snot into their mouth for use for spitting.
Ya nearly hit yar man with the gollier. Run!!!
Gollier by TheWatchers July 12, 2009

Gollish Patel 

Gollish Patel is not some-one you will see on the streets everyday. He pops up at special moments and is strongly associated with the word don. He is so awesome and epic and don. Rumour has it that he was taught DT by Mr Manthorp. He has an IQ of over 500 and is too damn clever
I'm so dead for the exam

Nah, go find Gollish Patel he will help us
Gollish Patel by frowsus December 9, 2012
The Golliwogg was a black character in children's books in the late 19th century usually depicted as a type of rag doll. It was produced as a children's toy called the "golliwog", and had great popularity in North America, Europe and Australia up to the 1970s. The doll is characterised by black skin, eyes rimmed in white, large red lips, and frizzy hair. In recent years, changing attitudes when it comes to race relations have greatly reduced the popularity and sales of golliwogs as toys. The Golliwogg is seen as a very racist depiction of black people in the same vein as Mammies , black face and Picaninnies. This , along with the fact that "Wog" is a pejorative term for people of african descent have made the Golliwogg a socially unacceptable toy.
-Hey mom , I found this in grandpa's old souvenir chest. What is that?
-Oh my god, it's a Golliwogg. Hum , Sarah . Just never go to school with that thing , ok?
golliwog by MapDark September 19, 2013

Gallipeau's Law 

This law states that any Facebook user with a sizable friends list has at least one friend whose password is "123456" or "qwerty." Don't be this person.
I just stole my friend's Facebook account... Gallipeau's Law at it's finest!
Gallipeau's Law by mrtthekingman November 23, 2009