A large dollop of goo. Usually consisting of miscellaneous zooplankton, deposited in a dollop by disgruntled marine biologists tired of sort sorting larval fish from goo using a microscope, 200 km out to sea on a research vessel which insists on rolling in even the slightest swell.

"Yo what do I do with this gollop",

"Put it in the oceanographers tea"

Gollop by Amedawgnarlymoves September 12, 2017

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Gollop

British for jackshit.

You don't know gollop, Jon Snow.

Gollop by Shakattack84 September 29, 2017

Gollop

A big Dollop of daisy

I would like a gollop of sour cream please

Gollop by MaryG88 February 26, 2026

John Gollop

A distinguished member of the States of Guernsey. One of the only politicians who works for the people and knows what he is talking about. Also a great character who turns up at any social event he can.

Lol is that John Gollop?

Yeah, yeah it is. What a legend!

John Gollop by Guern September 30, 2008

Myles Gollop

Myles Gollop is the goat. If you have a problem, he can fix it. He is the greatest basketball player of all time. If you know him, you are lucky because it's an honor to know such a great, loving, and beautiful person.

"Wow bruh, is that Myles Gollop? I'm scared he's finna cook me 1 on 1"

Myles Gollop by thefbi February 21, 2019

Max gollop

Max gollop is another termed used to define an absolute legend who cares more about drugs than his GCSE's, and gets bare fit malts and that does NOT include spotty arse hoes

Bro you such a max gollop

Max gollop by You-fuckin-druggo69 June 24, 2016

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026