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The golf version of “trash can.” When someone is really bad at golf, they would be called a golf can. Especially people who throw tantrums.
You that guy Noah? He always throws a fit about hitting his ball in the water! He is a golfcan!
Golfcan by Donkeytoot August 22, 2022
Words you can keep

golfcart 

The fucking sweetest way to get around town.
"Look at that guy's total golfcart!"
golfcart by tisasecretttt June 24, 2008
Egotistical small dicked bastard, born and bred in rural mexico. Inept at pleasing a woman due to lack of penis size.
did you have sex with him?
no he was a fucken Golfran
Golfran by killjoy009 January 10, 2011

Sunnyvale Golfland (SVGL)

An arcade located in Sunnyvale. It is well known for having the most recent Bemani games and a Beatmania IIDX machine.
All day long, at SVGL, lines were never more than 5 people long at a time.

cuts like a golfcart 

this is the term you give to anyone who looks slow, unathletic, and uncordinated when they are running the football. can be applied to guys in the NFL, your fatass buddy playing flag football, or even to a guy in a video game.
"this tailback fuckin' sucks; he cuts like a golfcart"
cuts like a golfcart by stan April 12, 2006

golfcart hug 

(noun) An awkward hug that is between two people, typically a male and female, that takes place on a golfcart.
Wow, that golfcart hug was really awkward. I hope that never happens again, and that she doesn't talk about it with her friends.
golfcart hug by cceb12 December 1, 2018

Weaver Golfcart 

A golfcart driven by a Weaver or his gay little son, or any vehicle that is driven by a homosexual male.
Look at frickin Cory Rider and his Weaver golfcart. I wish that kid would quit being such a fairy.
Weaver Golfcart by Westy December 3, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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