Golfcan

The golf version of “trash can.” When someone is really bad at golf, they would be called a golf can. Especially people who throw tantrums.

You that guy Noah? He always throws a fit about hitting his ball in the water! He is a golfcan!

by Donkeytoot August 22, 2022

golfcart

The fucking sweetest way to get around town.

"Look at that guy's total golfcart!"

by tisasecretttt June 24, 2008

Golfran

Egotistical small dicked bastard, born and bred in rural mexico. Inept at pleasing a woman due to lack of penis size.

did you have sex with him?
no he was a fucken Golfran

by killjoy009 January 10, 2011

Sunnyvale Golfland (SVGL)

An arcade located in Sunnyvale. It is well known for having the most recent Bemani games and a Beatmania IIDX machine.

All day long, at SVGL, lines were never more than 5 people long at a time.

by dj gs68 May 12, 2003

cuts like a golfcart

this is the term you give to anyone who looks slow, unathletic, and uncordinated when they are running the football. can be applied to guys in the NFL, your fatass buddy playing flag football, or even to a guy in a video game.

"this tailback fuckin' sucks; he cuts like a golfcart"

by stan April 12, 2006

golfcart hug

(noun) An awkward hug that is between two people, typically a male and female, that takes place on a golfcart.

Wow, that golfcart hug was really awkward. I hope that never happens again, and that she doesn't talk about it with her friends.

by cceb12 December 1, 2018

Weaver Golfcart

A golfcart driven by a Weaver or his gay little son, or any vehicle that is driven by a homosexual male.

Look at frickin Cory Rider and his Weaver golfcart. I wish that kid would quit being such a fairy.

by Westy December 3, 2003