stan's definitions

Hoochied up

Getting dressed up in a glamourusly trashy way. Looking almost slutty

Linda sure looks good when she gets all hoochied up.

by Stan April 12, 2006

cuts like a golfcart

this is the term you give to anyone who looks slow, unathletic, and uncordinated when they are running the football. can be applied to guys in the NFL, your fatass buddy playing flag football, or even to a guy in a video game.

"this tailback fuckin' sucks; he cuts like a golfcart"

by stan April 12, 2006

blow grits

To puke. Throw up

I got so drunk, then I blew grits.

by Stan April 12, 2006

log

a female sexual partner who does not physically particapate much in the act of sex. Basically, just lays there like a log

Q: was she good in bed?
A: nah, she was a log

by Stan April 4, 2005

Mel Gibson

an ok director who looks down on minorities. also see hitler and mate.

the passion of the australian nazi

by stan April 12, 2006

umfriend

Noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend

"Oh Hi guys, I hope you don't mind that I brought my um...friend Ursula to our poker night"

by Stan July 27, 2004

bones

become bonafide.

He made his bones withthe gang by taking donw a candy store.

by Stan April 12, 2006