stan's definitions

Jobber

A man, mostly like to be called 'Kez', who takes all of the skill out of football simulation console games by running as fast as possible towards the goal line and then cuts the ball back for a player to tap in from 2 yards.
The word jobber is derived from the type of goal scored here, a 'jobber goal'.

That's such a jobber goal Kez, you bloody jobber!
You been to the job centre there....

by Stan October 26, 2010

henpeck

To dominate or harass (one's husband) with persistent nagging.

also

To find fault with constantly: carp at, fuss at, nag, peck at, pick.

Stan decided to stay late at the office in an effort to decrease the amount of henpecking he would undoubtedly experience at home

by Stan April 12, 2006

gay bandit

someone who likes the penis way to much and goes around stealing peaple straightnes!!

big gay al is a gay bandit

by stan August 18, 2006

Crumpin

a very gay dance that clowns use to get sex

the clown was crumpin when he was bangin the girl

by stan April 12, 2006

umfriend

Noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend

"Oh Hi guys, I hope you don't mind that I brought my um...friend Ursula to our poker night"

by Stan July 27, 2004

school

a sweatshop that one travels to 180 days in a year

slave labor, waste of time

by stan April 12, 2006

gonorrhea

one of the most terrifying stds that you can get from a hoe, slut, prostitute, or christina aguilera

i'm gonorrhea, and thats a fact. if you can't say it, then call me clap. i burn up lovers, like bacon fat.

by stan April 12, 2006