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log

a female sexual partner who does not physically particapate much in the act of sex. Basically, just lays there like a log
Q: was she good in bed?
A: nah, she was a log
by Stan April 4, 2005
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Mel Gibson

an ok director who looks down on minorities. also see hitler and mate.
by stan April 12, 2006
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cuts like a golfcart

this is the term you give to anyone who looks slow, unathletic, and uncordinated when they are running the football. can be applied to guys in the NFL, your fatass buddy playing flag football, or even to a guy in a video game.
"this tailback fuckin' sucks; he cuts like a golfcart"
by stan April 12, 2006
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Making bacon

I was with this lady last night. She weighed 200 pounds, we were making bacon.
by Stan April 11, 2006
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umfriend

Noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend
"Oh Hi guys, I hope you don't mind that I brought my um...friend Ursula to our poker night"
by Stan July 27, 2004
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Two dead flies

by Stan April 12, 2006
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trunk monkey

A weak willed person that hangs on to a stronger person and does their dirty work for them.
Loraine does what ever Kim tells her to do, she is such a pathetic trunk monkey.
by Stan April 12, 2006
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