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The sound made from a large container of liquid (like a.gallon of milk or OJ) when it is first opened and poured out... the noise that is made is like "goonk goonk goonk goonk goonk"
Kids game. Taking turns at mealtime to get the "goonks" from freshly opened beverages ... and there was hell to pay if someone stole the goonks from then jug before their turn to receive them!! I'm telling Mom!!
Goonks by Sunshine247365 July 7, 2015
Related Words
Gohonk • goonk • goonkey • gomonk • goonked • Ghonk • Ghonke • godonkadonk • gohnk • Gohookey
A word used in extreme frustration. Or a term to describe someone getting fucked up
Jared just got goonky yesterday!
He's looking pretty goonky.
Goonky by Jared<3FIFA October 12, 2018

golonkadonk

A woman who is over six feet tall. The main factor that decides if Mike Golonka finds a girl extremely hot.
Janet is 6'5! A total Golonkadonk.
golonkadonk by Innocent III April 28, 2005
He crashed straight in to the back of my car! What a Goonk!
Goonk by Corey NZ April 6, 2010
When a person is extremely high or drunk, to the point where basic human tasks are almost impossible to accomplish.
Dan: Charles cmere! I can't get this power strip to work. I plugged it in and everything.
Charles: My nigga what? You can't plug the cord into the extension! You must be goonked fam!
goonked by BabyGrizzly September 15, 2015

Gowhonking 

The practice of sniffing briefs and other crotch covering undergarments to derive sexual gratification.

Also Gowhonker.
There he goes gowhonking through the neighbor's laundry basket again.
Gowhonking by Eudaimonea September 4, 2009
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