Ghonke 

ghonke is a character made by superXapple and PMS on youtube

he is best friends with monke ball and is also a ghost monkey 🤯🤯🤯

he is afraid of scientists that do bad stuff to him (ik this is very weird, just watch it)

“it’s the 43315167th time i’ve watched the ghonke pilot i can’t escape send help please i’m going to die.”

the end

Ghonke by Ghonke May 28, 2022

Dutch gonker 

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.

I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.

Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013

Gönke

En exclamation used to express discomfort and shock

*two teachers making out in the hallway
Aden: Gönke!! *runs away

Gönke by Donkey AIDS December 28, 2020

Gronkeydonkey 

The successor to watermelon.

"gross farts, watermelon, Gronkeydonkey, Stinkystonky"
"hey bro dude dude bro dude dude" "Gronkeydonkey"

Gronkeydonkey by Dinfindandong February 27, 2022

Gronked 

Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.

Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.

Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.

Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.

Did you see that dude get Gronked? Wow that was awesome!

Gronked by Pats Fans September 9, 2010

goonked 

When a person is extremely high or drunk, to the point where basic human tasks are almost impossible to accomplish.

Dan: Charles cmere! I can't get this power strip to work. I plugged it in and everything.
Charles: My nigga what? You can't plug the cord into the extension! You must be goonked fam!

goonked by BabyGrizzly September 15, 2015

Gönke

An old german expression meaning “amazing and wonderful”

“Wow, you’re such a Gönke!”
“I wish I could be a little more Gönke like you”
“You should always work hard to become Gönke”

Gönke by CucumberGirly September 6, 2021