goonkey

Half goose half donkey. Makes a really high-pitch noise.

That goonkey was really loud.

by heiwndbh January 12, 2018

Goonkey

a portmanteau between goon and monkey which is used to describe an extremely unproductive person or a procrastinator

this GOONKEY keeps arguing on the internet with people he doesn't even know.
he keeps procrastinating and oversleeping what a GOONKEY.

by 4n4l_demon December 29, 2024

Goonkey

a portmanteau between a goon and a monkey

used to describe an extreme procrastinator/unproductive person

he has a whole castle worth of trash in his house. what a GOONKEY
he sits in his house and argues online everyday. he's the embodiment of the word GOONKEY

by 4n4l_demon December 29, 2024

gooneypop

Someone or something funny or crazy or weird or strange or wacky, but not mean or bad. Alt. spelling goonypop

That gooneypop went and dyed her hair pink right before a banking job interview. She should just go get a job selling cotton candy!

by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020

Goonky

A word used in extreme frustration. Or a term to describe someone getting fucked up

Jared just got goonky yesterday!
He's looking pretty goonky.

by Jared<3FIFA October 12, 2018

Gronkeydonkey

The successor to watermelon.

"gross farts, watermelon, Gronkeydonkey, Stinkystonky"
"hey bro dude dude bro dude dude" "Gronkeydonkey"

by Dinfindandong February 27, 2022

Gloonkey

A facial disfigurement. Someone who suffers from 'gloonkey' has a lower jaw that protrudes further than the upper jaw. The word is specifically defined so that if a sufferer pronounces it, their condition is expressed to the extreme due to the gurning involved, and thus other people who see it will understand the meaning on a visual basis.

"have you seen morrissey from the smiths? he has a bad case of gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."

by Nickobrevin August 23, 2006