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Goonkey
a portmanteau between goon and monkey which is used to describe an extremely unproductive person or a procrastinator
this GOONKEY keeps arguing on the internet with people he doesn't even know.
he keeps procrastinating and oversleeping what a GOONKEY.
he keeps procrastinating and oversleeping what a GOONKEY.
Goonkey by 4n4l_demon December 29, 2024
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goonkey • gooney • gonkey • Gooney Bird • Gooney Strainer • goonked • Gloonkey • gookeye • Gooney bushing • Gooney Fling
Goonkey
a portmanteau between a goon and a monkey
used to describe an extreme procrastinator/unproductive person
used to describe an extreme procrastinator/unproductive person
he has a whole castle worth of trash in his house. what a GOONKEY
he sits in his house and argues online everyday. he's the embodiment of the word GOONKEY
he sits in his house and argues online everyday. he's the embodiment of the word GOONKEY
Goonkey by 4n4l_demon December 29, 2024
gooneypop
Someone or something funny or crazy or weird or strange or wacky, but not mean or bad. Alt. spelling goonypop
That gooneypop went and dyed her hair pink right before a banking job interview. She should just go get a job selling cotton candy!
gooneypop by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020
Goonky
Goonky by Jared<3FIFA October 12, 2018
Gronkeydonkey
The successor to watermelon.
"gross farts, watermelon, Gronkeydonkey, Stinkystonky"
"hey bro dude dude bro dude dude" "Gronkeydonkey"
"hey bro dude dude bro dude dude" "Gronkeydonkey"
Gronkeydonkey by Dinfindandong February 27, 2022
Gloonkey
A facial disfigurement. Someone who suffers from 'gloonkey' has a lower jaw that protrudes further than the upper jaw. The word is specifically defined so that if a sufferer pronounces it, their condition is expressed to the extreme due to the gurning involved, and thus other people who see it will understand the meaning on a visual basis.
"have you seen morrissey from the smiths? he has a bad case of gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."
Gloonkey by Nickobrevin August 23, 2006
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