gohnk

To look like you're smelling fresh dog shit.

And I looked like GOHNK what's that smell, yo??

by Punjab May 22, 2017

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Dutch gonker

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.

I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.

by FacedPunched September 25, 2013

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Gonk Droid

Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid is a walking battery that repeatedly says gonk. Lucasfilm has made multiple attempts to make a Gonk Droid stand alone film but that was deemed impossible. This was because to make the film Lucasfilm would need footage of heaven itself. The amount of light and holiness would have blinded people. The blind would be able to see again but would just go blind again from its holiness.

Me: I need to charge my phone.
*Gonk Droid descends from heaven to help you*
Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid: Gonk

by DEW ETT December 17, 2017

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GohKaiLian

A bottom-feeding parasitic sea mollusc, which is able to adhere to other living things, esp. those in close contact with it, and suck their soul and good karma out, slowly yet surely. Victims are usually aware of their presence by a sharp stench, a prominent attribute of GohKaiLians, emmited through air pores on their skin surface.

A GohKaiLian resembles a hybrid between a defective slug and a thick wad of body hair. The only known action to be taken against attacks from such vile pests is one that is distasteful but efficient. When you realise that your soul is being endangered by them, your immediate reflex would be to take hold of both cheeks of their butts and just rip them apart.

Alternatively, they could be squashed and blended into a vile tasting sort of juice that only fatpees and tthews enjoy for they believe it in its great powers of corruption.

'Go forth and eradicate GohKaiLianism' yells one anti-goh to another.

by anti-goh August 15, 2006

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