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Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.
“I’m pretty glonky.”
Glonky by Yaldabaoth June 1, 2021
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Goonky • goony • Gooky • glonky • gonky • goonk • goonyah • gronky • gooney • goonkey
Someone or something funny or crazy or weird or strange or wacky, but not mean or bad. Alt. spelling goonypop
That gooneypop went and dyed her hair pink right before a banking job interview. She should just go get a job selling cotton candy!
gooneypop by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020

goonygoople

Someone who is too drunk or stoned to have a good time at a party or who tries but can't figure out how to act normal.
I am such a goonygoople, I just never know what to say to people at parties and usually end up pooping in the punchbowl or hiding in the bathroom shower stall.
goonygoople by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020

Goony Bag 

n, The plastic bag that contains the dirt cheap wine within the box wine. Usually comes in 3 to 5 liter pouches.
"I got so shitty last night from that goony bag."

"Slap that goony bag."

"Dude, pass the gooney bag! It was only $8."

"The goony bag is atleast top 5 engineering feats of our time."
Goony Bag by Milton Smitherton January 13, 2009

goosy goony 

gú-see gú-nee: The act of squeezing a woman in between her legs at the labia, from either the front or from behind. Derives from the word "goosing", to describe pinching a someone's behind, combined with "goony", to denote the specific location as being the "goona" or vagina.
The phrase is said while squeezing the area, as an exclamation, e.g., "Goosy goony! Goosy goony!"
goosy goony by Hal Jackson April 24, 2006
Goolky - Can be used as a substitute for "Goofy"
The name was created when shipping Goober and Silky.
That emoji is so goolky.
Goolky by Goober5952 June 7, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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