Goonk 

A less than bright person.

He crashed straight in to the back of my car! What a Goonk!

Goonk by Corey NZ April 6, 2010

goonk 

simple Goonk can mean any thing but is mostly subed by the work trick This word was made by Maurice of Miami carl city

I aint got time for no ganes these fools tryin' to goonk me

goonk by Ashley February 20, 2005

Goonk 

NOUN: A large fictional lizard that stands on two legs. It stands at about 8ft tall and is as smart as a human. They are also stronger and faster then most humans. Goonks prefer to hang out in warm climates such as Jamaica, Australia, etc. and eat coconuts.

The Goonks are coming, the Goonks are coming! Cried out little Sammy on his tent on the beach.

Goonk by thehootmen July 24, 2008

Goonk 

The sound a computer makes to alert a critical stop or can not continue with your required task.
Goonk!

The computer makes a Goonk sound as hit the button too many times

Goonk by Corey NZ April 6, 2010

Goonk 

The sound your shit makes when it exits your ass and drops into the toilet

Ben Dover: "Uuuuurgh!"
*Squeezing out a shit*
SFX: Goonk!
*The shit drops into the toilet*

Goonk by Logan Hell June 4, 2022

goonk goonk 

My childhood word for penis that my mother got from somewhere or invented. I've never heard this word in any other context and have no idea where she got it from. I'm also too embarrassed to ask her about it.

Be sure to wash under your goonk goonk.

goonk goonk by jlovato August 22, 2006

goonk bang 

Middle school boys group chat that consist of making fun of each other and sending pics of girls and making fun of them

Yo Shane did u see that pic of shanene she lookin like a thot gotta send it to goonk bang

goonk bang by Goonk bang 3.0 January 14, 2018