gomonk

An ugly person who can best be described as half gorilla and half monkey.

What do you see in that gomonk?

by Twodawgz October 30, 2007

Goonks

The sound made from a large container of liquid (like a.gallon of milk or OJ) when it is first opened and poured out... the noise that is made is like "goonk goonk goonk goonk goonk"

Kids game. Taking turns at mealtime to get the "goonks" from freshly opened beverages ... and there was hell to pay if someone stole the goonks from then jug before their turn to receive them!! I'm telling Mom!!

by Sunshine247365 July 7, 2015

Goonky

A word used in extreme frustration. Or a term to describe someone getting fucked up

Jared just got goonky yesterday!
He's looking pretty goonky.

by Jared<3FIFA October 12, 2018

golonkadonk

A woman who is over six feet tall. The main factor that decides if Mike Golonka finds a girl extremely hot.

Janet is 6'5! A total Golonkadonk.

by Innocent III April 28, 2005

Go Monk

to go absolutely pro, do something with extreme skill.

"Dude she's way out of your league."
"Well I'll just have to go monk!!

by Tkirvs September 6, 2010

Goonk

A less than bright person.

He crashed straight in to the back of my car! What a Goonk!

by Corey NZ April 6, 2010

Godmonkey

Delusional and indoctrinated worshiper of mythical all powerful supreme being.
Requires only a 2000 year old work of fiction to assert that they KNOW God exists and have all the proof they need.

There was a knock at the door. Upon opening it I saw 2 suits wrapped around a pair of religious nutters. "Oh, no!", I thought. " More Godmonkeys".

by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010