Goonks 

The sound made from a large container of liquid (like a.gallon of milk or OJ) when it is first opened and poured out... the noise that is made is like "goonk goonk goonk goonk goonk"

Kids game. Taking turns at mealtime to get the "goonks" from freshly opened beverages ... and there was hell to pay if someone stole the goonks from then jug before their turn to receive them!! I'm telling Mom!!

Goonks by Sunshine247365 July 7, 2015

moons out goons out 

When the moon is out and you about to do some reckless sh** with the boys

Moons out goons out boys let's go

moons out goons out by LilRomy December 13, 2019

Goonky 

A word used in extreme frustration. Or a term to describe someone getting fucked up

Jared just got goonky yesterday!
He's looking pretty goonky.

Goonky by Jared<3FIFA October 12, 2018

Goonsmith

The origional source of this word has become forgotten (mainly due to excessive alcohol consumption) however what we are sure of is it's meaning. The term refers to a child who goes by the name of Anthony Greensmith. As you can imagine, describing him as a top class, straight up, grade A, class act, useless moron puts a large amount of strain on ones larynx, so a word was needed to allow a short sharp delivery, as opposed to a long babbling tirade. Using our immense wit and tact, we replaced the beginning of the childs name with the term Goon.

Anthony: "Hi, I'm Barry Scott. Bang, and the dirt is gone!"
Girl: "Get the fuck away from me"
Everyone: Haha, nice work Goonsmith

Goonsmith by Owen & Ed Collaboration September 7, 2006

Goonscapade

A combination of goon (cask wine) and escapade. Describes the antics the drinker gets up to after dusting off some particularly poor quality goon.

(Two friends after dusting off a sack)

Male 1: Goonscapades?

Male 2: Shit yeeeee!

Goonscapade by yyorgi December 8, 2010

OVO Goons 

Drake fans. OVO Goons are extremely loyal to Drake and bump all the music he puts out. If you dislike Drake they will list his multiple accolades to you while wearing their OVO hoodie. They also will often have an owl in their Instagram bio

Ben: Aye man Drake sucks

Ethan: Bro you're wrong, he is a legend, top 3 all time

Ben: ugh you must be part of the OVO Goons

OVO Goons by Bathing Grape August 7, 2019

goonshagne 

Pronounced goon-shane

Cheap Sparkling Wine. In fact the cheapest sparkling wine at a bottlo, should only be purchased in the absence of passionpop at said bottle shop.

The term itself is a portmanteau of goon and champagne despite the fact that goonshagne will almost certainly never be from the champagne region of france.

Underage Slut: Hi bottlo attendant. Give me a bottle of your finest passion pop.
Store Guy: Orrrr...Sorry we're out.
Underage Slut: Fuckin Fuck! I wanted to fuckin trash myself with it and get with six guys. Oh well i'll just take a few bottles of goonshagne, at least that stuff looks pretty classy.

Drunk reveler 1: Yes! I found a bottle of goonshagne in your mums cupboard!
Drunk reveler 2: Yeah, shes a closest alco...
Drunk reveler 1: oh...

goonshagne by Team JedAli September 20, 2007