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An upgrade to the term curbstomp or stomp; godstomp is an ass whooping or beatdown so bad, that not only did the losing party have little chance of victory, the at of this stomp shook the earth and divided the heavens..
Could Wolverine beat Superman in a one on one? Uh..NO. It would be a Godstomp.
Godstomp by Justjookie7 April 19, 2016

Saharan Gobstopper 

A hammeroid that is removed surgically, frozen, and sucked on in a similar fashion to a gobstopper candy treat, ideally on a hot summer day. In some cases it may become Saharan Chewing Gum.
My arse has flared up lately, thank fuck it’s summer I have some delightful Saharan Gobstoppers.
Saharan Gobstopper by SaharanPrince September 16, 2018

Australian Gobstopper 

Australian Gobstopper (i.e. The Intubator) The girl lies on her back on the bed, with her head hanging off the bed. The guy slides his cock into her mouth, deviating the trachea, and fingers her pussy which she sucks his dick.
Dude - she was upside down sucking my dick doing the Australian Gobstopper nonstop. I basically intubated her.

gobstopper weed 

(Noun.) - Particular strands of cannabis that are plagued by their moist buds that decrease in quantity when put through grinders and burn forever in blunts or bowls .
Pablo: We've got ten people and only enough bud for 1 bowl pack in the cobra.
George: Don't worry we got that gobstopper weed
Diego: Brilliant.

gobstompers 

thick soled, water resistant boots
While navigating the crevasse of a wet snow pile betwixt sidewalk and cruiser, a Rochester City Police officer was heard to remark, "I should have worn my big gobstompers today."
gobstompers by everything happened. February 9, 2009

Gobstoppers

#1: Another name for jawbreakers.

#2: A candy made by Nestle under their Willy Wonka Candy Company. Made in regular and chewy kinds these candies are more like Dentist Enemy #1 but they're considered by dentists to be Public Enemy #1 because they're more or less made out of pure sugar. They're like crack in edible flavored form and their effects are just about the same.
The first time I had a box of Gobstoppers I started saving up for dentures.
Gobstoppers by Sid Barrett August 8, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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