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Gobstomp 

Similar to curb stomping, gobstomping is the action of destroying somebody with your own physical force. Annihilating somebody with such pure power and vigor, leaves the person incapacitated beyond belief.
Sadie the dumb bitch walked up upon me. I said "Why the fuck are you talking to me". Then I proceeded to gobstomp her until there were no remains.
Gobstomp by benitomosquito October 27, 2020
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An upgrade to the term curbstomp or stomp; godstomp is an ass whooping or beatdown so bad, that not only did the losing party have little chance of victory, the at of this stomp shook the earth and divided the heavens..
Could Wolverine beat Superman in a one on one? Uh..NO. It would be a Godstomp.
Godstomp by Justjookie7 April 19, 2016

Saharan Gobstopper 

A hammeroid that is removed surgically, frozen, and sucked on in a similar fashion to a gobstopper candy treat, ideally on a hot summer day. In some cases it may become Saharan Chewing Gum.
My arse has flared up lately, thank fuck it’s summer I have some delightful Saharan Gobstoppers.
Saharan Gobstopper by SaharanPrince September 16, 2018

Australian Gobstopper 

Australian Gobstopper (i.e. The Intubator) The girl lies on her back on the bed, with her head hanging off the bed. The guy slides his cock into her mouth, deviating the trachea, and fingers her pussy which she sucks his dick.
Dude - she was upside down sucking my dick doing the Australian Gobstopper nonstop. I basically intubated her.

gobstopper weed 

(Noun.) - Particular strands of cannabis that are plagued by their moist buds that decrease in quantity when put through grinders and burn forever in blunts or bowls .
Pablo: We've got ten people and only enough bud for 1 bowl pack in the cobra.
George: Don't worry we got that gobstopper weed
Diego: Brilliant.

gobstompers 

thick soled, water resistant boots
While navigating the crevasse of a wet snow pile betwixt sidewalk and cruiser, a Rochester City Police officer was heard to remark, "I should have worn my big gobstompers today."
gobstompers by everything happened. February 9, 2009

Gobstoppers

#1: Another name for jawbreakers.

#2: A candy made by Nestle under their Willy Wonka Candy Company. Made in regular and chewy kinds these candies are more like Dentist Enemy #1 but they're considered by dentists to be Public Enemy #1 because they're more or less made out of pure sugar. They're like crack in edible flavored form and their effects are just about the same.
The first time I had a box of Gobstoppers I started saving up for dentures.
Gobstoppers by Sid Barrett August 8, 2007
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Failure Shower 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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I hit a real purple patch.

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