The Squishy is an unknown native creature from the planet 676 with origins unknown. Distinguishing characteristics include long wiggly tongue, hair-covered, and mammoth sized lips. Their species come in a variety of colors and sizes and have mouths that could engulf an entire average sized home. Tales have been told that the largest one of all resides in the center of the planet and is taller than Mt. Everest.
John: Wow look at that squishy there! There are so many "squishies" on planet 676. They're tall, small, and anything at all. And their tongues sure are large, lemme see what they do ;).
Fred: John what the fuck is wrong with you.
Fred: John what the fuck is wrong with you.
by benitomosquito December 02, 2023
Similar to curb stomping, gobstomping is the action of destroying somebody with your own physical force. Annihilating somebody with such pure power and vigor, leaves the person incapacitated beyond belief.
Sadie the dumb bitch walked up upon me. I said "Why the fuck are you talking to me". Then I proceeded to gobstomp her until there were no remains.
by benitomosquito October 28, 2020