dentures 

Modern day dentures for the young folk. After getting braces removed, they are often given removable retainers to wear either on the roof of their mouth, the bottom of their mouth, or both. These retainers must be washed in denture cleaner. And they must be removed prior to eating. Plus, they are shaped to match the roof and teeth of the wearer, giving the look of dentures.

"Oh my god! Jenny you look like an old lady when you pull those dentures out. It's even shaped like your mouth!"
"Shut up! It's just my retainer."

dentures by Abby Vert May 15, 2006

Dentures 

Dentures ( prosthetic teeth)

I need new dentures (i.e. prosthetic teeth, a new appendage to the mouth)

Dentures by Alicia Larson April 9, 2023

Dentures 

An old white grandma that despite barely having lips always says the nastiest stuff through her mouth towards young people

Jared: man why did you call my grandma dentures?
Sarahi: she called me porkchops, so I decided to call her dentures in retaliation since she barely has lips and she's way too old to be having arguments with young people

Jared: that's just messed up

Dentures by Microphone abuser April 26, 2025

Denver Dentures 

The act of getting a blowjob from an old lady while almost passing out from altitude sickness. Extra points for squeezing out a dookie during head.

I picked up your grandmother on the ski slopes last night and she didn't just give me head, she gave me the Denver Dentures.

Denver Dentures by Grandma's Teeth March 30, 2009

blue dentures 

Old Blue Tooth technology, Or an old Blue Tooth, hence Blue Dentures..

Larry: Look at that dudes old Blue Tooth..
Fred: Yeah- Thats a blue dentures.

blue dentures by v83image March 14, 2009

dirty dentures 

Dirty dentures is when you are doing doggy style then when your partner isn't suspecting anything, shit a log into your hand and put it in their mouth making a mold of their teeth. Thus giving you dirty dentures.

My girlfriend and I gave dirty dentures a try and it was amazing, the only downside to it was that it left a shitty taste in her mouth.

dirty dentures by Surprisingly Delicious July 31, 2017

Grandma's yellow dentures 

Getting a blowjob when the the person giving the BJ bites the foreskin of the penis, circumsizing it. the "bj giver" then eats it and poops it into the nostrils of the person recieving the blowjob. they sneeze it into a cup and have their grandma drink it with a cat or dog humping the grandmas leg.

the other day me and my girlfriend decided to try grandma's yellow dentureson... good thing im not jewish!

Grandma's yellow dentures by hungryasian&cheweyguido June 17, 2010