Gobbla

A glutinous food snob.

Oprah is such a Gobbla. She was covered in bacon fat and dribbling at The Hotel Plaza Athenee in Paris, France.

by notdanbutdan August 9, 2015

gobbla

when a male spreads his legs, bends over and pushes his balls back (bare butt)

there are many kinds of gobblas;
no handed, farting, poopy, 720, and more.

"do you see that gobbla?"
yeah dude i touched that shit.

by passwordispassword November 30, 2010

Gobbla

Someone who eats and talks at the same time, thereby showering people around them with food.

Rob is such a Gobbla, every sentence he speaks comes with a meal in your eye.

by notdanbutdan September 8, 2015

Cock Gobbla

1. The act of gobblin an xtra large cock
2. He who gobbles the cock
3. Someone who just gobbles cock 24/7

Johnny: U a cock gobbla due, just go gobble a cockosaurus u stupid azz.

Cock Gobbla: Shut up due, gobble gobble gobble

by Johnny$$$$ October 8, 2008

Cock Gobbla

New England they/them/she/shim who greatly enjoys a mouth full of penis(s)

*Without or without clam clowda

"Ben Affleck is a huge friggin cock gobbla"

- Matt Damon

by A. Richard Gozinya April 6, 2023

Garden Gobbler

A vegetarian.

We could to go the steak-house, but you know Jim...He's a (Garden Gobbler)

by MbØt~Mk.II® June 8, 2015

Gobble knocker

The act of gobbling down the male genitalia while hitting your partner with a large brick.

For example

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.

by DOPE POPE April 3, 2017