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Goatting

It is when you feel and look like you are dying.

When you are really sick and leaking fluids from your nose, eyes, mouth etc.
Person 1 - "You look terrible"

Person 2 - "I feel terrible"

Person 1 - "Dude are you goatting"

Person 2 - "I think so"
by BigC-RR November 19, 2010
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Scape Goating

Derived from the noun Scape Goat, Scape Goating is the act of driving the speed limit or at least going with the flow until a car goes flying past you. At this point you pull out of your lane and into his, and use him as a Rabbit. The idea is to maintain a reasonable distance behind the other car and to go slightly slower than him so that he will get caught in any speed trap up ahead and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way. Not only does this work for speeding, but you can also follow him if he is constantly switching lanes, and rest assured that he will also be the one to get the reckless driving ticket, too, in place of you. This works best on highways and interstates, but can really be used on any kind of road with at least 2 lanes in either direction.
Driver in red car: "Man, I think this guy's been Scape Goating off me for the last couple miles. I'm gonna slow down so he passes me."

Passenger in red car: "Ok, he just passed you. Now let's Scape Goat off of him."

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Passenger in red car: "Oh man, we've been Scape Goating off that Hyundai for 10 minutes, but he's exiting."

Driver in red car: "That's ok, we'll just find someone else to Scape Goat."
by Jace555 May 4, 2009
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Goatving

Goatving is inspired from the term gorving.

1. To drive around in your all terrain vehicle

2. To Go ATV ing. four wheeling quadding
"Hey...let's goatving this weekend"

"I would rather goatving"
by Stargazer aka Judy C. March 9, 2010
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gatting

Slang word used for drinking or underage drinking in Tralee
are u going gatting bah?

do you ever go gatting?

wanna go gatting saturday?
by martin o shea September 12, 2007
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Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿท
toddler: Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿท
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus
by qk7x October 7, 2023
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GoatLingus

A ceremonial treat given to those who defend their tribe against hippy snakes who really just want attention and acceptance from the tribe. If the person(s)
Preform this in an act of defense they will be rewarded with Dougalingus for a gift.
John preformed GoatLingus and saved us all!
by @DarkDime October 30, 2019
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Gotting

The act of buying or otherwise collecting stuff.
Hey Wendy, the credit card bill indicates some great gotting last month.
by Li XiaoLong September 25, 2020
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