Goatving

Goatving is inspired from the term gorving.

1. To drive around in your all terrain vehicle

2. To Go ATV ing. four wheeling quadding

"Hey...let's goatving this weekend"

"I would rather goatving"

by Stargazer aka Judy C. March 9, 2010

Goatving

Goatving is inspired from the term gorving.

1. To drive around in your all terrain vehicle

2. To Go ATV ing. four wheeling quadding

"Hey...let's goatving this weekend"

"I would rather goatving"

by * Stargazer * March 9, 2010

Scape Goating

Derived from the noun Scape Goat, Scape Goating is the act of driving the speed limit or at least going with the flow until a car goes flying past you. At this point you pull out of your lane and into his, and use him as a Rabbit. The idea is to maintain a reasonable distance behind the other car and to go slightly slower than him so that he will get caught in any speed trap up ahead and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way. Not only does this work for speeding, but you can also follow him if he is constantly switching lanes, and rest assured that he will also be the one to get the reckless driving ticket, too, in place of you. This works best on highways and interstates, but can really be used on any kind of road with at least 2 lanes in either direction.

Driver in red car: "Man, I think this guy's been Scape Goating off me for the last couple miles. I'm gonna slow down so he passes me."

Passenger in red car: "Ok, he just passed you. Now let's Scape Goat off of him."

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Passenger in red car: "Oh man, we've been Scape Goating off that Hyundai for 10 minutes, but he's exiting."

Driver in red car: "That's ok, we'll just find someone else to Scape Goat."

by Jace555 May 4, 2009

GoatLingus

A ceremonial treat given to those who defend their tribe against hippy snakes who really just want attention and acceptance from the tribe. If the person(s)
Preform this in an act of defense they will be rewarded with Dougalingus for a gift.

John preformed GoatLingus and saved us all!

by @DarkDime October 30, 2019

Mountain Goating

The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.

Stevey and Frank went mountain goating to win over the Russian whores heart.

by Fletcher cocks January 18, 2017

just goating

A kid is a baby goat so this is the adult version of just kidding.

Danielle: Kevin is such an asshole.
(in walks Kevin)
Kevin: What?
Danielle: Just goating!

by DanielleRocks! June 15, 2011

Mountain Goating

Consistently mashing the jump button to get up to hard to reach locations. Relevant in the gaming industry mostly. Even more so in games like Skyrim, Halo Reach and games with high walls and cliffs that jumping can help scale. Stems from mountain goats, who are excellent climbers themselves.

"How did you get up there so high, you Mountain Goating motherf*cker!"

by JewngerBreadMan November 17, 2014