Goadting

The act of petting a goat, despite that your friend told you specifically not to.

I pet that goat, to make Jeremy angry because he told me not to. i was goadting

Goadting by ForTheLittleGuy October 20, 2011

Scape Goating 

Derived from the noun Scape Goat, Scape Goating is the act of driving the speed limit or at least going with the flow until a car goes flying past you. At this point you pull out of your lane and into his, and use him as a Rabbit. The idea is to maintain a reasonable distance behind the other car and to go slightly slower than him so that he will get caught in any speed trap up ahead and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way. Not only does this work for speeding, but you can also follow him if he is constantly switching lanes, and rest assured that he will also be the one to get the reckless driving ticket, too, in place of you. This works best on highways and interstates, but can really be used on any kind of road with at least 2 lanes in either direction.

Driver in red car: "Man, I think this guy's been Scape Goating off me for the last couple miles. I'm gonna slow down so he passes me."

Passenger in red car: "Ok, he just passed you. Now let's Scape Goat off of him."

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Passenger in red car: "Oh man, we've been Scape Goating off that Hyundai for 10 minutes, but he's exiting."

Driver in red car: "That's ok, we'll just find someone else to Scape Goat."

Scape Goating by Jace555 May 4, 2009

Mountain Goating 

The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.

Stevey and Frank went mountain goating to win over the Russian whores heart.

Mountain Goating by Fletcher cocks January 18, 2017

just goating

A kid is a baby goat so this is the adult version of just kidding.

Danielle: Kevin is such an asshole.
(in walks Kevin)
Kevin: What?
Danielle: Just goating!

just goating by DanielleRocks! June 15, 2011

Mountain Goating 

Consistently mashing the jump button to get up to hard to reach locations. Relevant in the gaming industry mostly. Even more so in games like Skyrim, Halo Reach and games with high walls and cliffs that jumping can help scale. Stems from mountain goats, who are excellent climbers themselves.

"How did you get up there so high, you Mountain Goating motherf*cker!"

Mountain Goating by JewngerBreadMan November 17, 2014

goating 

On Facebook, the act of hostile taking over someones page or event, kicking the admins and then posting hundreds or thousands of goats while the regular page fans scream WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHAT'S WITH THE GOATS?!

Originated early 2012 with the goating of someone known as "Norma". Has since been done dozens of times by multiple groups and the practice is growing.

We're goating the NRA Event tonight, bring your goats to post!

He's been laying low since the last goating.

This idiot has been goated 3 times.

Hey guys, I hacked his account and we'll be goating the page at 3pm

goating by DjangoFett January 11, 2014

Goatting 

It is when you feel and look like you are dying.

When you are really sick and leaking fluids from your nose, eyes, mouth etc.

Person 1 - "You look terrible"

Person 2 - "I feel terrible"

Person 1 - "Dude are you goatting"

Person 2 - "I think so"

Goatting by BigC-RR November 19, 2010